poorly-drawn-akira's mod. older than 25/Y'know whatever it only matters that you know I'm an adult/Tired paralegal student
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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You've been turned into an animal
Spin the wheel to find out which
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My favorite part of diamond is unbreakable is that everyone in that town is a freak and a weirdo.
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posting this home-baked ms paint meme for public use :)
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I mean yeah but I'm not a soup in 80 degrees type of brave I'm an ice cream in 15 type
I should move to the mountains for a myriad of reasons but currently because longer soup eating period
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Yeah I'm still stupid about this house but it's the best damn view in the state short of standing on top of a peak I've ever seen and it's got a weird door in the basement that shows the foundation sue me
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Good idea Donkey Kong Beaver. If that house I didn't buy because I was worried about Internet access for work doesn't come back on the market I am going to crash out as the kids say
I should move to the mountains for a myriad of reasons but currently because longer soup eating period
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I should move to the mountains for a myriad of reasons but currently because longer soup eating period
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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.
Of course it is.
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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
#indigo league pokemon#first one I vaguely understood as an actual anime and consumed? that awful Tokyo Mew Mew dub
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fascinating how grief makes you miss people who suck
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I’ve been tinkering with the idea of an urban fantasy “All Fairy Tales Are True” setting where some fairy tale characters are mortals who reincarnate and live through their story again and again with no memory of their past lives, but other characters are immortal, carrying over biases and grudges and regrets from the last time they went through this.
Snow White’s dwarves keep her room exactly as she left it, and keep a wary eye on the horizon for the day she returns. When she does they treat her like a beloved daughter come home, cook her favourite meals, warn her to stay away from apples this time, and keep calling her the wrong name.
Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother found her a touch ungrateful last time, and has decided not to appear to her this time around to teach her a lesson in gratitude. This Cinderella, without the memory of the last time, is still a terrified, miserable woman desperate to escape her awful situation.
The Witch in the gingerbread house has developed a thousand traps to eat those goddamned kids. She’s failed every time. She lives a life of Sisyphean torment previously known only to cartoon coyotes.
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going through my camera after a day out birding
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