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[ Lil post but I think I might discontinue this blog.

I know I wasn't particularly active and stuff but that's mainly due to things going on outside of Tumblr and IRL, and genuinely my mental health not being the best currently.

Thank you all for being cool, hope next year treats you all well.

Goodbye. ]

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Chivalry, but in an explicitly queer way

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im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 

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I posted 68 times in 2021

27 posts created (40%)

41 posts reblogged (60%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1.5 posts.

I added 171 tags in 2021

#in character - 42 posts

#tw unreality - 40 posts

#unreality - 39 posts

#admin talking - 12 posts

#admin reblog - 10 posts

#minecraft - 10 posts

#oshaverse - 6 posts

#violation of the day - 6 posts

#tw religious themes - 3 posts

#tw religious mention - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 103 characters

#this does raise the question of whether these mod creators could be heralded as deities in my own world

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

INFO POST - PLEASE READ

1. Very big Unreality TW, this IS a roleplay blog.

2. Character is named Mal/Malachite, they/them. Admin is Ink, He/They. I will use ‘in character’ and ‘admin talking’ tags to help distinguish.

3. I’m not affiliated with OSHA, Curseforge or anything mentioned in this blog. I am also not a mod author, I just like Minecraft and modding it. I can, however, provide advice on what the problem may be, recommend mods and such, just don’t ask for Java help. I’ve got no expertise in that specific language (I live in IT student hell of only knowing Python rn) as of current.

4. Main is @malonnaise and my art blog is @maldemoi

5. My character IS a Minecraft Character:TM: but specifically modded Minecraft. No specific pack, just. 

6 notes • Posted 2021-11-19 23:01:16 GMT

#4

Fun OSHA violation: Misuse of Lapis.

Whilst it has very potent, very concentrated magic stored within it, the rock is only for specific use: Enchanting, compacting, crafting and other base uses, as well as certain rituals that call specifically for lapis. Do not use it to enhance the ability of other spells, rituals, items and other applicable situations.

Ender magic should not be meshed with other kinds of magic without proper research.

Leave research to the specialists.

11 notes • Posted 2021-11-20 01:00:37 GMT

#3

[ The OSHA RP lore is so sad some of these people deserve care and hot choccy with a warm blanket. ]

16 notes • Posted 2021-11-21 23:10:57 GMT

#2

Important reminder!

Always make sure your portals are unobstructed and have sufficient shielding in it’s destination dimension, and are in a designated room in the dimension of origin.

And remember, unregistered portals and portal-hopping without a permit are unadvised and even illegal in some servers!

16 notes • Posted 2021-11-19 23:07:57 GMT

#1

Do not mine at night.

I know you’re looking at the cave, you may feel brave, but please just go to bed and everything will be alright. Nothing will change if you just wait for day to come except that your exit is less likely to be swarmed with beasts wanting to kill you.

Again, do not mine at night.

26 notes • Posted 2021-11-20 00:38:22 GMT

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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OSHA Violation of the day: redstone

There's nothing wrong with it, we just collectively hate the stuff. It's complicated to figure out and one block wrong will ruin a contraption you've been working on for months and now need to dismantle to fix it.

Don't do redstone.

For your own sanity.

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the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

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Hi! This is a message from “oshahelpdesk”. I’m trying to make a catalogue for all osha accounts so it’s easier to navigate them. If you could submit a bio for the catalogue at some point, that would be great! Thank you for your help! - Mod Janitor of @oshahelpdesk

[ Of course!!

@oshahelpdesk

Name: Malachite

URL: modcraft-osha

Species: Enderian, part human

Age: Unknown

Gender: Nonbinary

Pronouns: They/Them

Orientation: Aromantic Asexual

Department (If Applicable): Thaumaturgical Research, Thaumaturgical and Magical Workplace Safety

Does Account Have A Lore Tag?: Not currently

Important Relationships: None currently

Warnings For Account: Unreality, derealisation/dissociation (potentially, it may not come up but just in case for now), mentions of injury or harm

Mod/s’ Other Accounts: @malonnaise @maldemoi

Mod/s Pronouns: He/They ]

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suddenly remembered this poem as i was making breakfast this morning & frantically googled “poem remembered to buy eggs?????????” & somehow managed to find it & it utterly knocked the wind out of me just as much as when i first read it

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[ My mental health is genuinely shit so,,,

I uh won't be on much. At all.

For a while, until this stuff blows over and I can start getting better again.

Thanks for following, I promise you'll see more when I'm better. ]

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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Well, if you would like my help when the times comes, drop by my office! I'll be glad to help someone sensible.

Audit Questionnaire

Name, or preferred form of address: Gender (if applicable): Race/Species: Position: Is this your original timeline/universe? Y/N If N, then how did you arrive in this universe?

What is your powerset, if you have one:

How do these powers help you uphold the standards of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration?

How long have you been employed at OSHA?

If you’re not employed, then what are you doing here?

How do you uphold OSHA standards in general?

Bonus: Do you know where I can get a stock image of a clipboard I’ve been too busy to look one up.Thanks, Mike, now I just need to whack it a couple times so it stays centered.

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Thank you for your time!

I do have to ask, however, how do you... plan to deal with those that are removed from employ at the organisation? They don't seem like they'll easily go.

And, no offense meant, you are.. you seem to be just some guy.

Audit Questionnaire

Name, or preferred form of address: Gender (if applicable): Race/Species: Position: Is this your original timeline/universe? Y/N If N, then how did you arrive in this universe?

What is your powerset, if you have one:

How do these powers help you uphold the standards of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration?

How long have you been employed at OSHA?

If you’re not employed, then what are you doing here?

How do you uphold OSHA standards in general?

Bonus: Do you know where I can get a stock image of a clipboard I’ve been too busy to look one up.Thanks, Mike, now I just need to whack it a couple times so it stays centered.

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Violation of the day: Improper safety equipment with elytra or wing use.

Flying may be an integral part of your job, from transporting goods quickly to scouting areas from the skies, and should be treated with the utmost caution regardless of expertise.

Headgear such as goggles, a pilot's helmet or simply an armoured helmet and other protective eye and head equipment is required at all times in the skies.

Furthermore, elytra users are not permitted to boost themselves with low-level explosives without the proper protective armour, which should be provided by your employer and certified by OSHA. Too many have died or sustained life-altering injuries due to simple accidents involving fireworks in the nether.

Do not become another of that statistic.

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Name, or preferred form of address: Mal or Malachite

Gender (if applicable): N/A

Race/Species: Enderian, part Human

Position: Head of Thaumaturgical Research and current policy drafter on Thaumaturgical and magical workplace safety

Is this your original timeline/universe? N

If N, then how did you arrive in this universe? I arrived through a portal.

What is your powerset, if you have one: I am capable of teleportation and have abilities related to the magical arts.

How do these powers help you uphold the standards of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration? They allow me to research possible hazards and come across safer methods of process to allow for a safer workplace.

How long have you been employed at OSHA? 30 years.

How do you uphold OSHA standards in general? I uphold standards by providing advice and doing my job.

Audit Questionnaire

Name, or preferred form of address: Gender (if applicable): Race/Species: Position: Is this your original timeline/universe? Y/N If N, then how did you arrive in this universe?

What is your powerset, if you have one:

How do these powers help you uphold the standards of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration?

How long have you been employed at OSHA?

If you’re not employed, then what are you doing here?

How do you uphold OSHA standards in general?

Bonus: Do you know where I can get a stock image of a clipboard I’ve been too busy to look one up.Thanks, Mike, now I just need to whack it a couple times so it stays centered.

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you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back