Welcome to this little corner of Tumblr! This is just where a unicorn has decided to reside, wanting to meet others in his travels! Maybe share some stories here and there! Hope you have a good day! (Might get NSFW from time to time!)
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take away my recording software dont let me do any more of these
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Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍
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What’s bigger, the unicorns horn or the unicorns “horn” >:3
What do you think?~
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“Anon suc?” The short anon blushed looking like a short scrawny male. “I-if your willing~” He covered face lightly.
I can’t ever deny that~
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He rubbed his but even longer blushing. “Mmm! I love doing it~” The male perv blushed
Gotta love these butt rubs~ keep going! *The unicorn shakes his ass some, loving the hands on his body*
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Rubs his butt until it jiggles. “Heheh~ Oh yeah~”
“Keep on going. I do love some butt rubs~”
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Jerma wanted to use that twitch extension where he can see where the audience clicks to tell him what flash games to play, and they immediately made him click on an add for Let’s Go Pikachu/Eevee, took him on a detour to the Pokemon center website, and made him buy 2 pairs of pikachu socks.
After he said “you’re not gonna let me get the free shipping?” they then highlighted the big wailord plush
so he bought a wailord and 4 pikachu socks because chat made him
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It’s October 1st my dudes, you know what that means 🎃
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Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant
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