modest-magnemite
modest-magnemite
A Disaster™
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modest-magnemite · 5 days ago
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modest-magnemite · 5 days ago
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modest-magnemite · 11 days ago
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what if the computer worked? what if video games were fun? what if there was a beautiful woman? my blog explores these concepts, and more
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modest-magnemite · 30 days ago
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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.
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modest-magnemite · 1 month ago
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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS
1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT
2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY
4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT
Reblog to share with your friends who are also Scientific specimens🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
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modest-magnemite · 1 month ago
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the first rule necromancy is have fun and be yourself <|:^)
second rule is if the black candle goes out your mind is lost in a dimension of fog forever
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modest-magnemite · 2 months ago
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*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list
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modest-magnemite · 2 months ago
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caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something
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modest-magnemite · 2 months ago
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modest-magnemite · 2 months ago
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more 2000s fashion jason!!
both he and my dad were 19 in 2005 so i’m projecting my dads music taste onto the guy
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modest-magnemite · 2 months ago
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Tbh if Cass was a guy she would be the most popular character in the fandom. She's insane. She's hilarious. She constantly teases her siblings. She's extremely overconfident and she has every right to be; she is, without a doubt, the best at what she does. She's horrifically traumatized. She was made to feel like she's an object. She hates authority figures. She has mommy issues. She refuses to kill anyone ever, not because she thinks every single person has the capacity for change, but because killing people hurts her so bad that she refuses to do that to herself. Did I mention she's hilarious. She's literally the character of all time
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modest-magnemite · 3 months ago
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she is a beautiful triangle
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she is beautiful triangle
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modest-magnemite · 3 months ago
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The army really asked "Hey, what do you think would fit the aesthetic of employing vulnerable teenagers to risk their lives over a nefarious goal they don't even know, I'm asking because we want to set up a recruiting event at the Anime Con".
Then some PR lackey was like, "you won't believe it I know the exact show"
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modest-magnemite · 3 months ago
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Textless card art from Triumphant Light!
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modest-magnemite · 3 months ago
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why are "your icon would" games so fucking boring tell me how you'd feel if you met your icon and they punched you
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modest-magnemite · 3 months ago
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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modest-magnemite · 3 months ago
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