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Twelve Wise Dogs Will Bless You With Their Kindness If You Share This Post

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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Let her speak lol

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Realism means recognising that the world is not one vast Córdoban garden, planted with the verdant flowers of life and freedom. Truth means understanding that it could be.

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https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/esoteric/album,ep,mixtape/all-time/

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imitaciones convincentes.. jamas me ganaran

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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only girl in the world es un temazo pero qué epoca de mierda donde los cantantes tiraban (más de) una risita o carcajada en medio de la canción. de qué te reís pelotuda

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buen dia estoy mareado..

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I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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hablando de eso. la cantidad de gente que compró juguetes basados en lo de tralalero tralalá, ballerina capuccina y toda esa mierda. he visto peluches, juguetes y versiones hechas en porcelana.

ahora, donde se van a meter esa meirda que ya murió el trend?