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*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

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I wanted to see how other characters would look with Blackquill’s colour palette, and ended up creating a bunch of goths

….I don’t know what I was expecting 

(although Trucy actually turned out pretty good imo) 

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Austin Powers could be miles OC or his offspring with will. both of these alone make me want to cry

I didn’t mean to make anyone cry.

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I was saying that they banged and Austin Powers is their lovechild but I like your theory better

Ohhhhhhh....

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austin powers is named “powers” and he wears a cravat and this proves that in some universe out there miles’s fanfiction came true

but are you trying to say to me that Miles Edgeworth wrote Austin Powers because like

even if Austin Powers existed as a result of something that Miles Edgeworth wished into being through the power of fanfiction

you can’t tell me that it isn’t like, a monkey’s paw type situation, where the end product (Austin Powers) is precisely crafted to give the wisher (Miles Edgeworth) full-body secondhand-embarrassment goosebumps of shame

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13, 20 & 34 for both Miles and Lana, if that's okay?

Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?

They’re definitely both bothered by the sight of blood. Miles gets straight-up woozy when it comes to seeing blood, especially his own, but is generally pretty good at soldiering on.

Lana mostly has sort of a clinical detachment, and can handle the sight of blood, but if any gets on her or she’s just... having a bad day, she goes a little bit Lady Macbeth.

In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

Miles does that thing where he compares himself to others to remind himself that he’s better. If he’s not better, there will be some wailing and gnashing of teeth, and then he will do his absolute best until he is. Sometimes this is not possible, given that he is only human, and Miles does not handle that very well.

Lana will be more likely to compare herself to others and come up short in her own mind. That person is smarter than me, that person is kinder than me, that person handled that situation better than I would have. She doesn’t necessarily take it as a challenge, the way that Miles does, but she’s more likely to sit back and watch someone she deems as more successful than her, in order to copy their methods wherever possible.

Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?

Miles is pretty good at thinking on his feet if he’s not emotionally invested in a situation--like, in a courtroom, he can adapt and try a different solution. He’s incredibly ambitious, but also very likely to get very very angry and sulk for a while if he thinks a problem really can’t be solved.

Lana is more likely to have planned out a list of potential solutions before she started trying the first one in the first place. When confronted with a problem that she hasn’t anticipated, however, she’s more likely to completely freeze.

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I feel like dating sim Lana would be the really professional one who it takes a loooong time to win over and separate from her work. Miles might be similar oooor he could be the emo character :3

I’m replying to this about 10 years late whoops

Lana is definitely the Cool One who Doesn’t Have Time For Romance.

In any other game I definitely agree that Miles would be that character but in a game with Lana, Miles would probably end up being the like... main end?

Like, there’s a character who feels like the canon end of the story, and your romance with them is probably the most heartfelt and if they made it into a show, that’d be the plot that gets adapted, and that would be Miles’s plot. I think I might just be talking about Trials & Tribulations.

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ghostly sentence starters

“ Y… You’re supposed to be dead! “

“ How… How are you floating? “

“ Is it just me, or did it suddenly get really cold in here? “

“ Miss me? “

“ Are you kidding? Ghosts don’t exist. “

“ Ghosts aren’t real… Right? “

“ Hate to break it to you, but ghosts exist. I’m living proof. Well… Not exactly ‘living,’ but still. “ 

“ This has to be some sort of illusion, some sort of trick. There’s no way I’m really seeing this right now. “

“ I’m… I’m dreaming right now, right? I have to be! “

“ I came back… to warn you… “

“ LEAVE… RIGHT NOW… “ 

“ Is… Is that blood coming from the walls?! “

“ I’m only coming on your stupid ghost hunt because you promised me snacks. “

“ Can we leave yet? We’ve been here for hours, and there’s no sign of any ghosts. “ 

“ Did you just touch my shoulder? “

“ Was that a scream just now?! “ 

“ Are you seeing this? “

“ Why are you… see through? “

“ Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy. “

“ I ain’t afraid of no ghosts. “

“ Boo. “

“ I think we ghosts get a bad rep. We’re not all about shrieking and flickering lights, you know. “

“ Sorry if this is a rude question, but… How did you die? “

“ Are you… Are you really a… “ 

“ G-G-G-G-G-GHOST!! “

“ I came all this way to see a ghost. I’m not leaving until we find one! “

“ Why is that lamp floating? “

“ Nope, nope, nope. Not today, ghosts. I’m out of here. “ 

“ Ghosts are nothing but pure evil. “ 

“ What’s it like? You know… Being a ghost. “ 

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sketchbook poop

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JUST A FEW MORE DAYS

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characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

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Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?

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Manly Guys Doing Manly Things

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[ Hey is anyone here interested in joining the villains zine I’m hosting w/ some peeps from the LGBT AA server? We’re not doing fills exactly, but we never got any pitches for a lot of popular villains including almost all SOJ villains, most AAI2 villains, all AAI1 villains except the only interesting one… Kristoph, Godot, Aura, Luke, Daryan, Alita, Yanni, Engarde… and a few minor villains.

All the info is on @lawfulevilzine! And we’ll be doing a last call for pitches starting tomorrow since there’s only about a week left for applications, but it’d be a shame if we were missing out on all those really good villains. ]

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more-real-than-life replied to your photoset “I got my Captain Lovelace tshirt in the mail just now and...”

Why are u so cute

NO U but actually though if i’m in a lovelace shirt and you’re in a goddard futuristics jacket, we might have to battle

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i love this