moiraifaerie - Tumblr blog

[moiraifaerie]

[moiraifaerie]

[moiraifaerie]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[moiraifaerie]

as a matter of fact i do

[moiraifaerie]

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

[moiraifaerie]

they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

[moiraifaerie]

If im reading a 800 page book I should be freed of all other responsibilities in my life. Like sorry I can’t do that right now because im reading this long ass book. Yeah you know how it is

[moiraifaerie]

when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there

[moiraifaerie]

[moiraifaerie]

Right when I was about to click post my mouse/touchpad stopped working. Like God was placing his hand gently on mine to say "My child, I can't let you post this." Unfortunately I have a phone too.

[moiraifaerie]

whats the stupidest hat youve had to wear

the hat of darkness

[moiraifaerie]

What's your favorite hat?

the hat of light

[moiraifaerie]

[moiraifaerie]

[moiraifaerie]

fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

[moiraifaerie]

i am working on a tumblr post that has the potential to get 2 or even 3 notes

[moiraifaerie]

that outfit design sucks you need to add more belts that do nothing