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*criticism of christianity*

"but OP that's not REAL christianity not the PURE AND TRUE christianity that i was raised with, in my sect of christianity we just look for our neighbor's cat in the alps, clearly you've never heard of my beloved Church of the No True Scotsman, it's actually so hurtful when people generalize about real christians like me based on the actions of billions of people over thousands of years including every other christian on the earth"

let me try put this in terms you can understand: climb off the fucking cross already, we need the wood

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unfortunately it is necessary to criticize pope water for being wet because shit idiots on here keep trying to claim he's the first real dry pope

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dnd is all about giving your friends as many opportunities as humanly possible to do something both brave and extremely ill advised

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Love the original Star Trek episode where the crew is infected by spores that make you complacent and chill which can only be counteracted by strong emotions and when a doped-up McCoy is told he won't be a doctor anymore he immediately jumps to "Oh yeah? Wanna see how fast I can put you in the hospital?"

Also the line "If aroused, Mr. Spock's strength could prove deadly. But that's a risk... I'm willing to take." Like, I know what they meant but.

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>"this land was uninhabitable desert before we came and fixed it!"

>look at the land

>inhabitants

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ALT

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I know it’s really petty but if someone is doing a tiktok bit where they’re portraying multiple characters and they break the 180 rule I go absolutely feral

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wild cats are awesome because they range from “that’s just a cat”

to “are you sure that’s a cat”

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i think sex positive people should have less “obviously nobody thinks teenagers should have sex, but they will anyway, so we at least need to inform them about safe sex,” and switch to “it is literally nobody’s business to make moral judgements about teenagers having sex, because they have bodily autonomy and what they choose to do with their bodies is their business, also everyone needs appropriate education on consent and safe sex and kink so that we all have equal access to safe and consensual sexual interactions”

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for sale baby shoes our boot just had a litter^-^

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You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

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She then got even more annoyed because she didn’t see them

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Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder