mokeymokey
mokeymokey
IT IS A HUGE SCORPION WITH EVIL SOUL
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But it has tremendous potentials.24 / she / Scotland
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mokeymokey · 1 hour ago
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mokeymokey · 2 hours ago
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jjust in case you didn't know, scientists have recently discovered the reason you never see beast ghosts around for the most part and its this: it's always a human ghost coming out. rat dies? human ghost comes out. ox dies? human ghost comes out. louse dies? human ghost comes out. goose dies? human ghost. so you get the picture.
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mokeymokey · 2 hours ago
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I should get into insulting people
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mokeymokey · 6 hours ago
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Cooking straight propane today
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mokeymokey · 11 hours ago
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The highest quality lieblingsfach you’ve ever seen
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mokeymokey · 14 hours ago
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mokeymokey · 14 hours ago
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I hear they are having municipal elections in the Republic of Yankistan's largest city, Novy Yorkograd
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mokeymokey · 1 day ago
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This is because i wasn;t loved enough as a child or something but also because of the way people are. Like let's be serious have you ever been outside
In the abstract i suppose I do believe most people are basically good but like be serious when u go outside those are enemies. Those people are all red dots on my minimap as far as I'm concerned
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mokeymokey · 1 day ago
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In the abstract i suppose I do believe most people are basically good but like be serious when u go outside those are enemies. Those people are all red dots on my minimap as far as I'm concerned
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mokeymokey · 1 day ago
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Does gundam have women in it
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mokeymokey · 2 days ago
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Sorry Tulsa is in Oklahoma I got mixed up with Tampa I think
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mokeymokey · 2 days ago
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Kenojuak Ashevak (Canadian/Inuit artist) 1927 - 2013 Illustrious Owl, 1999
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mokeymokey · 2 days ago
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"Good golly!" the american yanked burgerishly
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mokeymokey · 2 days ago
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If a lion told a joke I would not laugh. - Wittgenstein
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mokeymokey · 2 days ago
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Yank voice well if this joke was about a city in our great republic of yankistan then I would approve and laugh heartily. But as it is I cannot comprehend it.
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mokeymokey · 2 days ago
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"Imagine if this joke was about a town in Florida instead of a town in England. Then it would be funny"
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mokeymokey · 2 days ago
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There are two ways to Wigan, by land or by sea. Those who approach Wigan by land will see it's chippies as the trunks of tall ships, it's gravy as citrusy tartar spiced with treasured herbs of far off lands. Those who approach Wigan by sea will view it's chippies as soaring concrete car parks, iron locomotive bridges, and comley promenades, it's gravy will be that of inland country fare, of rustic mushroom, aliuns, apples, and all the tastes of home.
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