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So far in LA an Australian news reporter has been shot in the leg by a rubber bullet, a British reporter has been shot by a sponge bullet and sent to the hospital for emergency surgery. A NY Post reporter has been shot in the head with a rubber bullet and went to the hospital for a large bruise on his forehead, whiplash and neck pain, and CNN reporters were handcuffed and escorted away being told to not come back or they will be arrested BECAUSE they are reporters.

It seems like all reporters there to give the real story are being targeted by police/ICE/military in LA.

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I think Kinger could win against Jax. I think one good and solid "YOUNG MAN!" out of Kinger could startle Jax into being normal for like fifteen minutes, half an hour tops

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phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

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So boyfriend's omegaverse themed birthday party was yesterday and let me tell you it was genuinely delightful to see adults get so excited and impassioned for what was initially a bit.

One person showed up in Spock cosplay with booty shorts painted to say "know your herstory."

But genuinely the delight of the evening was we had a most bizarre found ABO fanfic reading contest, and the only aroace in attendance was the only one brave enough to read explicit NSFW.

It was Omegaverse Muppets. Yes she did voices. I'm going to be riding this high for at least a week.

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in case anyone wants to play unicorns just so you know i'm a hybrid unicorn-pegasus with fire for my mane and tail and also i'm built like a percheron and the feathering above my hooves is also fire but it's magic so it won't hurt you so don't worry also i have a scar on my nose from the magic lightning bridle i used to have to wear before i escaped

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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Ghost, during a mission that’s going badly: Right, lads. I think we are well and truly fucked

Soap, under his breath: I would be if you’d just give me a chance

Ghost: what

Soap: what

Gaz, frantically reloading: No. Nuh-uh. I’m not dying here. I refuse to let that be the last conversation I hear

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Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?

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Galactic Forum, human guide section.

I think we found the perfect enrichment for human crew members.

Our humans really enjoyed this area we provided for them.

They can run, fall, climb and more, to their hearts content.

They really enjoy being lifted and thrown into a large pit of foam blocks, or plastic spheres.

Note: our crew is mostly Xarnian, so we possess the necessary strength to lift the average adult human despite the density they have evolved on their deathworld.

Human larvae enjoy it the most, but even the mature humans are also thrilled by these activities.

Incidents involving "acts of human" are down 18% in the first cycle alone since we installed the enrichment chamber.

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im so tired ༼ ༎ຶ ᆺ ༎ຶ༽

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per gretchen felker-martin (new rh ongoing writer):

new rh comic will be noir mystery and jason will be doing detective work (bsky)

she is anti-cop (bsky)

her pitch was about evil cops (bsky)

doesn't like superheroes in general (bsky)

"wrote something i genuinely don't know if dc comics will let me get away with, but fingers crossed!" (bsky)

she's happy that rh fans liked her beast world tour short (bsky)

"as a hardcore leftist, i gotta say, i'm much more interested in whether a fictional character is compelling than whether they align with my beliefs" (bsky)

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Fuck it. Bring back the All Caste.

Was that shit hella corny and dumb af? Yes. Was it fun? Yes. Am I once again on my hands and knees begging DC to give Jason a fun story? Despite literally everything, yes.

The least DC could do is go absolutely full throttle and give Jason the fucked up magical girl treatment. Give him necromancer powers. Make him lose a bit of his soul in exchange for every instance he uses the All Blades. Make him literally haunt the narrative with his weird ghost bastard abilities. Let him fulfill his full theater kid potential and ham it up with cringe Shakespeare-esque monologues about him being born to die and to be cursed in his unlife to inflict harm and judgement upon those he deems deserving. Have the Bats kick his fucking drama queen ass and force Bruce to work with Zatanna and Constantine to cast a warding spell or something to keep him from going full eldritch horror. Kill him again only for him to come back again even worse and more fucked up. Go. Full. Fucking. IN.

I literally don't care anymore. Just let Jason be a hypocritical bastard again and pull lethal pranks for funsies. Give me literally anything that doesn't make me want to gouge my own eyes out and doesn't make me have to turn to fanfiction to enjoy my annoying idiot bastard son. Holy fuck.

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Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.

'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.

It's a genius plan.

But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'

Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.

Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.

Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.

'Oh. My. God'.

There's just no way he's telling any of them.

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reposting from the author of Red Hood 2025’s bluesky. the book will not be copaganda. it won’t change the fact helena canonically hates cops and that jason very likely also hates cops.