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"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

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😊

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let’s hang on mama (of another species)

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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

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why do you have bad memories from helping landlady take care of kofu when he was a baby? what did he do?

It was nothing but a bad memory

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I got bored and bought a piece of poop name “Shelly”

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text your crush "hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P"

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my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no in between

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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

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what no one tells you about being autistic is people just don’t like you. maybe you make friends, but they get tired of you fast. even if you’re not actively bullied, your peers just…. don’t pay attention to you. something about you is offputting and weird to mostly everyone, and you literally cannot stop it no matter how hard you try.

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i'm wasting my fucking life and i hate it but i still can't bring myself to change

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well? can you?

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it's dangerous that you have to log into your bank account to see your balance i should have it in the corner of my vision at all times like a video game