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Personal style is everything!
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Uber Adventures
Recently I have been very active with Uber and Lyft. I find something liberating about not having my car with me. It also gives me an opportunity to get as silly as I find fit for that evening. I would like to share with you fine folk of the Internet my adventures... Last night I decided to take a short Uber ride to my local watering hole after work. As usual I opened the app and set a pick up/drop off location. Immediately our driver was picked and he was en route to pick us up! Let the raging begin!! Our driver was an older foreign man who was a 'comedian'. He had his business card for his 'comedy' on the dash and had two cell phones hooked up to the vents. On our short drive to the bar we learned a lot about our comedian...He goes on tour with Jay Leno, listens to movie scores, had a sister who also does Uber and has a very sick younger brother who he said 'Looked like Matt Damon before the cancer.' A touching story if you're into that kind of thing. In any case, as we are driving he tells the story about his sick brother and as he is about to end his touching yet morbid story the score of Schindler's List comes on. Now I don't know if it was planned but needless to say we have him a 3 star rating for bringing down the party train! Later in the night we requested another Uber ride to get home safely. Don't drink and drive kids! Once again I opened my app and requested my driver. Less than 3 minutes later we get picked up. As soon as we hop onto this delightful Mercedes out of the cold we get hit with the strongest smelling marijuana I have smelled in years! Of course my companion and I had been drinking so we decide to point it out! Out driver went with 'Oh it was my last rider.' Sure it was sir...Anyway, as we head to our end destination for the night our driver decided to have a party with us and finally admit that he was indeed high and proceeded to turn up his rap music to make us want to get down. Listen...I'm all for a good party but I don't think you should be rolling a joint with two strangers in the car when you are offering a 'safe ride home' service. No hating over here...It was a very interesting night.
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Insight
I can appreciate a man with a good shoe...
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Lady problems...
I'm going to start calling Vaginal Discharge my Lady Boogers...
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Different tastes...
I have been single for almost a year now (by choice I might add) and I’m finally learning how much my taste has changed.
I used to think lip rings were super sexy, now I just find them annoying. C’mon man, you��re almost 30! Let go of that punk band fantasy, take out the piercing and let it go!
Stating you smoke weed in your dating profile: not sexy. I admit I used to love lighting up a bowl at the end of the day but I’m not in college anymore.
Gym selfies: Okay, I get it…You work out! I don’t care what your lack of a gym shirt looks like. I go to the gym, I don’t post it on Facebook or take a selfie of myself in the sauna. It’s not cute!
Band pictures: you’re in a band? That’s cool. I like music…Wait, you still live at home and don’t have a job because being a ‘rockstar’ is your job…Kill me now! Yes, I’ll go to your show. No, I won’t help you load your equipment. No, I won’t be your groupie girlfriend…I have work in the morning.
I know a lot of this sounds really petty but I feel the need to bitch…I’m now going to delete Tinder again because I find it as useless as Facebook. With that being said I’m going to delete Facebook!
Goodbye.
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No one wins at this game...
Dating... It is one of the hardest and most annoying things we as people do. The idea of finding an ideal mate to fill the void inside ourselves is almost impossible. I'll just stick to dating my vibrator...It's the healthiest relationship I've had in years!
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Selfies
Don't you guys know they are all the same...?!? Change it up you vain bastards!
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