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Low-key hilarious how 95% of Dragonborn end up with a Hoard. Absolutely peak intersection of narrative and game design. You consume ONE dragon soul and next thing you know you’ve got 175 wheels of cheese. You learn like 3 whole words in Draconic and you’ve got poor Lydia pack-muling candelabras across the fjords. I personally mostly Hoarded precious metals and gems, but I’ve seen people who Hoarded books and pelts and, like…there is No mechanical reward for this. Players just love to Hoard shit in that game. Absolute Dragon behavior.

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Something something something, eclipse and Henry kissing

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the unfortunate side effect of referencing HSR animation is that the subject ends up with way more ass than they have any right to have. Is it realistic for robots? No. Does it look good and create a satisfying figure? …I think so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I think it’d be really funny if they were just as confused as everyone else

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[Draft] "Who do you see when you look into the mirror?"

"Certainly not myself."

I like to say I know SAMS lore pretty well... but involve Eclipse's many deaths? Aha you lost me :'3 (He uh he looked like Sun then like Solar Flare then then then uhh yeah)

(Ref pic under cut :D)

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all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

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i actually kinda like it when a character getting better includes them becoming weirder and less polite and more confusing and strange. no more "domestication" i wanna see the weird guy be weird!!!

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did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

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TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

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Please forgive me for ranting, but...I am so tired of AI. Just so tired. I don't want Microsoft Copilot, or Google Gemini, or Meta AI, or whatever other energy-sucking, water-wasting, mediocrity-spewing LLM is currently being thrust upon me. I just want to be left alone to create in peace.

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what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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YOU hates terfs

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no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

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