“Is someone excited for their special day? Let's see what Unkie sent you shall we... Oh my, isn’t this just darling? Another special outfit to add to your ever-growing sissy collection... and look, it even matches your Pampers for today! You’ll look so adorable waddling around the party, diapers on full display giving everyone a clear view of the state of your diapers throughout the day. There will be no guessing if baby’s wet or messy with how short this dress is cut! Speaking of soggy and stinky, it smells like someone is due for a bath, so let's get you back to smelling baby fresh before your guests arrive.”