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FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

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cyperpunk living city. fuckkkkk

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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…….mmm. okay hear me out. transfem tim drake

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This sent me into hysterics this morning

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“what if i am secretly faking my inability to do [x] thing and my disorder/disability is fake?” here’s an important metric to consider when this question comes up; would it make your life significantly easier to do [x]? do you want to do [x]? okay, well, it’s a generally observed phenomenon that human beings do not (bar complex specific circumstances) make their lives more difficult for literally no reason at all. in fact, we are known for doing the opposite.

this is all to say that if you had the secret, hidden ability to do [x], than why haven’t you? when it comes to certain feats, it can be reasonably assumed that if you could accomplish them, you would, especially when there is no incentive to do the opposite. basically, if you you consistently smack face first into an invisible wall every time you try to make it from point a to point c, then it is probably safe to assume that such a wall does, in fact, exist

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anybody know what to do with it all

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You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

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just Wilson standing like a disappointed mother

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Knowledge Revenge.

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hi!

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sometimes an angel sets up shop at your house and starts following you around and you just gotta deal

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like sometimes the egg shell is paper thin but the closet is reinforced steel you know. so you've got these closeted trans people like floating on the edges of ur group and you're standing there like pspspsspsppsspp its safe here. its okay friend we've all been there. petting your head scared horse style ily bestie you got this

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thinking about writing a crossover with the sandman and some of the robins.

tim drake falls through a crack in reality or whatever and ends up in the dreaming. his entire family freaks out while he exhaustively questions lucian/lucianne about how that doesn’t make sense, actually, if there is a finite number of people that have ever existed the library cannot actually be infinite etc etc and by the time dream gets back from his errand or whatever lucian/lucienne is like my lord if i may speak freely? sire we must get this little bitch OUT of my library right the FUCK now he is so annoying

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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

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now that it's been officially revealed, i can post the full illustration...!

i did the cover for the upcoming novel 'Cutting Your Teeth' by caylan macrae!! i really cannot overstate how much i loved working on this cover, but even more than that, how fucking STOKED i am to get my hands on this book!!!

you can check out the official cover reveal and follow the author here -- and i really recommend that you do, bc if you follow me bc you love my stuff, i think you'll love this story, too. it's an immense privilege to be able to work on projects that are so aligned with my tastes and that i'm this genuinely excited about!

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There's a version of the "don't go grocery shopping while hungry" rule specifically for writers where you should never under any circumstances be allowed to touch your draft within 3 hours of reading a really good story. Because sometimes when you read something great your head goes "fuck this is so much better than my stuff I should make that more like THIS instead!" Look at me. That's the devil talking and you should close the document NOW.