momsgoldenchild
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'i've got one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller-skate'
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
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post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.
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Jace POV
Poor Mary-ann
#i don feel good#she is so teenage girl#as someone who has also done summer camps and worked with teens#she is the most accurate teen in fantasy high
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Bestie
English - best friend
Bestie
Czech - beast, brute, monster
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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
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someone stop brennan, he’s putting Themes in the comedy again…
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How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane
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