Miles, 31. He/it. Asexual, transgender, gay as hell. I draw stuff, bake, and scream into a microphone a lot. Header image by @gaast
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We've been trying to not order delivery as often to save money, so I've been cooking more and taking pictures of what I've made.
In order we got breaded pork chop with loaded mashed potatoes, caprese sandwich with basil from my garden, gnocchi with a quick tomato pan sauce, margherita-ish pizza, and ginger miso glazed tuna steak with rice and Korean spinach salad.
#i missed cooking this much#unfortunately my health keeps me from doing it this consistently#but im gonna try and keep it up!
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if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy
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you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?
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*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*
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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.
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i think people w acid reflux should be able to store it up so they can unleash it all at once in a devastating corrosive spit attack
#turn me into a l4d2 spitter so i can team up with a guy in a hoodie to absolutely destroy a group of teenagers#gotta bring a weed smoking gf and a chronic masturbator too
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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy
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when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass
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what they dont tell you about being loudly transgender is sooner or later someone will say you helped/were the reason they transitioned and you just have to. sit with that for a while and how wonderful it is that a person can inspire others to take better care of themselves like that. the louder you are the better, you help strangers more than you know
#i am the guy so many of my friends & acquaintances have come to and asked ''how did you know you were trans''#and i always tell them the same story (that i actually wrote down and submitted as my final for a college writing class)#its just nice to be able to help people by telling them how i personally figured myself out
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Started playing Metaphor today, made it to the end of the mines before I had to stop for the night bc of my back, but like, I'm already obsessed with the world building and character writing? It's so fucking good??? Also I am down SO BAD for Strohl already it's not even funny. They dangled a man tailor made for me right in front of me from the very start like a little piece of meat and I, the guy who loves nobles who are actually using their nobility to save people (to the point of almost being suicidal jumping in front of danger for them), am sitting here like Oh God They Got Me Already.
Anyways yeah I'm enjoying the game so far! Can't wait to see where it goes from here
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