monchopin
Mon's Personal Blog
24-year-old dude, huge nerd. I almost exclusively reblog dogs, videogames, art references and cute girls.
I've mostly moved to Twitter ever since the big migration.
Secretly a bear in the woods living in a cabin with wi-fi ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
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Is any of my followers still around? I’ve been thinking of coming back to this site after a brief and sad experience using Twitter. I wanna post shit about RPGs.
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Bill Murray once took a cab and found out the driver played the saxophone but never got to practice because he worked 14-hour days. So…
BM: “I said, ‘When do you practice?’”
Cabbie: “I drive 14 hours a day.”
BM: “Well, where’s your sax?”
Cabbie: “In the trunk.”
BM: “Pull over and get in the back, I know how to drive a car. ”
“Not only did he play all the way to Sausalito, which is a long way, we stopped and got barbecue. He [wound up] playing in what some would call a sketchy, weird place in Oakland at 2:15 in the morning. I was like, ‘Relax, man, you’ve got the [bleeping] horn! We’re cool!’ And it was great and it made for a beautiful night!”
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*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.
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Unlike angels, demons are eager for mortal indulgence, ignorant to the after effects of fats and sugars. This results in a demon’s usual impulsive behaviour.
Ancient Demon: I shalt drinketh this bev'rage as an act of hellish rebellion >:)
Ancient Demon after their first Redbull:
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The Game of Thrones cast at the last script reading
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literally anyone else in the lord of the rings: oh god oh fuck the world is ending we’re all doomed
gandalf:
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There’s a company that specializes in designing high-security secret passageways and hidden doors, some of which can only be opened by playing the right piano keys or precisely arranging pieces on a chessboard.
(Source, Source 2)
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“Shakedown: Hawaii fuses open world action and empire building. Build a “legitimate” corporation by completing open world missions, acquiring businesses, sabotaging competitors, “re-zoning” land, and shaking down shops for protection money. You are the CEO, and questionable subsidiaries, hidden service fees, misleading ads, and fine print are your super power.”
Release: May 7th 2019 (Switch, PS4, Vita, PC)
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