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metal rat year
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Onision Meltdown
wow. woOoOoOw. 😵 WOW. SO you guys are SO INTO 🙌 yourselves 💅🏻, like, you are SO committed 💍👩❤️💋👨 to CENSORING 🤐🚫 innocent people 👶that you’re just gonna go and try to get MY patreon DELETED 🔥 now. Oh, you have an OPINION 📝 😡🙄 of me, so you’re gonna trY and RUIN 💣🧨 my entire career 👨💻. REALLYmmmmIS THAT what you’re GOING to DO? OH I’m SORRY 😐, the FBI 👮 🕵️♂️ never SHOWED UPHHHOH IM Sorry the 🚓 👮♀️ ARE ALL ABOUT ONION BOY 👦 because TURNS OUT didn’t break 1️⃣ hhhLAW 👮🤯!!! SO WHAT DO WE DO 🧐🤔??? OhHhahwhwhH WELL our opinions 👩💻 have been invalidated 🚫🛑 SO many times ⏰ of him tHAT we’re gufnfnfha disable 🚫 HISP ATREON. Woaowowe.. 😵 wow 🤯 you would really do that??? YOU WOOULDREALLYDO THAT??? GHHHHHHNHHHHHH!!!!! 😡🤬 Slurp 🥤... you TRIIIIED TO DO THE FBI 🕵️♀️ 🚔 BUT IT DIDNT HHHWORK!!!!! YOU TRIED TO DO THE PO-LICE 🚓👮♀️👮 ,,, DIDNT WOoRK?!! So, instead... you resorts to the PAYCHECK!!!.?.!. 💰💵 AND yOU GOT IT!!!! 👍 HHHYOU GOT IT!!! 💪🙌 ALL MY PATREONS 👫👩💻 HAve been gggrrrDELETED🚫... hnnhhh.. are you HAPPY 😃😁 HNNNNOW????!
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Natalie Wee, In the unlikely event of the apocalypse
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For Your Consideration
Emo: The world is broken, and I'm sad because there's nothing I can do to fix it.
Goth: The world is broken, but there's an odd beauty in the dark parts.
Punk: The world is broken, and I am angry, and I am going to fight to fix it.
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me: overhaul is a bastard. i want to kick his teeth in. i will stomp on his gra-
overhaul: *takes off his mask*
me: p… prettie
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ppl w nonbinary genders are not all just “between” male and female. gender isn’t a male/female zero-sum game pls stop
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Alolan Starters + Curry ✧・゚: *
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