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So I started and finished Umbrella Academy season 2 today (August 1)

Who's ready to talk about it?

I've read the two main comics as well.

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Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin.

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This is hella adorable

More art! I drew monessxd from tiktok and also @ellzilla ’s Care Bear sona again!

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@lioness-demon us with crazy train

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

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We’ve all joked about having Hugo Award winner on our resumes, but let’s be real, this would be all of us:

Hiring HR: I see you’ve listed a Hugo Award under achievements, can I see the piece that won you that award?

Fanfic writers:

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Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

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the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.

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Bucky: Okay Morgan, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocate someone’s body in 230 ways—

Sam: Dude. She’s a kid.

Morgan:...

Bucky: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few seconds before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Bucky, in somewhat a Kermit the frog’s voice: Hi kids! We’re going to show you how to dislocate someone’s body! Let’s start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Sam: oh my god.

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Yay!! Translation for you. guys!

THANKS to @noob-in-games

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Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

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The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

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another fun night of quiplash

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Sam Wilson as Captain America 

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Endgame post-credits scene (or we all know where Steve actually went after he had his dance with Peggy)

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ON A SIMILAR NOTE

TONY WAS FULLY WILLING TO SACRIFICE HIS LIFE IF IT MEANT HELPING PEOPLE

We see this again and again through all of the movies he’s in. Remember in Avengers, when NY was gonna get bombed with a fucking nuke??? And what did Tony do? He threw hisself into a portal to freaking SPACE not knowing if he would come back or survive. Remember in Infinity War, when he flew into space after a space ship with the same knowledge of the outcome? Remember the recording in Endgame, where he didn’t say anything about his life ending, instead focusing on making sure Peper knew he loved her? There are so many examples, I can’t even list them all.

TONY DIDNT AND NEVER WOULD HAVE REGRETED HIS DECISION. No matter what Strange has said, even if Tony knew it wasn’t the only way to stop Thanos. Tony’s always been self-sacrificing because everyone means more to him than he means to himself.

If I could engage with all the bullshit they say about strange that he didn’t feel sorry at all for sacrificing Tony, and how Tony would never sacrifice himself if he knew about it from Stephen, how could some people can be so blind? And so many people agree with this too, what movie are they watching? Do they even know who Tony stark is? What hell he had walked through? What kind of person he was? And the most insulting to read is about stephen willingness to sacrifice Tony’s life, if he knew another way, another way at all? He rather give his own life than to sacrifice other’s.

Didn’t they watch doctor strange (2016) movie and how stephen willing to die a thousand death so dormammu could leave the earth alone? how in the hell he is willingly, without an ounce of regret and guilt to know about Tony’s fate to just let him die like that without even trying for another alternative?

Didn’t they watch avengers: Infinity war and hear about what Stephen said? he willingly go through 14,000,605 alternate realities to see a way to defeat Thanos without having to sacrifice anyone, he wished he could have another way, but there was no other way.

He didn’t spesifically chose the one in which Tony died, no, how did you know that it wasn’t the first alternate that he saw to defeat thanos? If he really want to sacrifice Tony that bad because he is a cold blood heartless person, why don’t he stop just there? Why he keep searching and risk his own sanity to live a thousand lifetime so he could watch the 14,000,604 other realities so he didn’t need to sacrifice Tony at all? but the fate of course is stronger than his will. How many times do I need to tell this that there was no other way? at least the writer decided to be this way.

At first I didn’t wish for Stephen to be shown that he mourn over Tony’s death even a little bit in his next movie but seeing how cruel all the words spun around his character, I really want them to show us a glimpse of what it takes on Stephen’s soul so the antis can shut up.

Benedict had portrayed strange in infinity war and endgame as a man who is burdened by that knowledge, he played a man who had to chose wisely even though it’s heavy on his soul, and yet all they see is a heartless arrogant doctor, they didn’t learn a damn thing about stephen’s character growth and it makes me furious.