money---grubber
money---grubber
Clown Sh*t
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This is an rp blog based on my muse Mammon from Helluva boss. I am 27 years old. No minors please.
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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"I'm losing money by the day. This is not how it's suppose to be!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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"Can you not see, I'm a busy man right now?"
He continues to count his money.
"yo uncle mammon!"
@damian-morningstar
"What in the fucking hell do ya want?"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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"yo uncle mammon!"
@damian-morningstar
"What in the fucking hell do ya want?"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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"Polo!? Wait! I have something else to tell ya."
He twiddles his fingers some. He is nervous to tell her, what is truly on his mind.
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Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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"Good deal Polo. I am happy that you are the only worker who is always on top of her game."
He didn't hear the part about her asking him to come over to her house for dinner.
(Open to anyone)
Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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"Because you never worked a damn day in your entire life. You don't understand hard work and money making. It shows by how you carry yourself."
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Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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"Yeah make sure my lunch is here by 12 today, and on top of that, tell Sue that I want to see her around 2 pm. She's in debt to me. Other than that, do you're the only one here that is doing a damn good job."
He stares down everyone else and that gave everyone the hint, they need to head out now.
(Open to anyone)
Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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"No, the people who are all under you and me, will get their pay check docked. I'm just sick of the bullshit going on in my damn business! Why can't you simpletons, do what I tell ya? Is it too stressful? If so, I don't care! None of you deserve the shit I do for you. You're all lucky, you got a job from me. You all would be fucked if I didn't."
(Open to anyone)
Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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"You would be too, if people fucked you over, by making ya lose profits!"
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Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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(Open to anyone)
Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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Mammon notices Elliot shaking like a leaf in the breeze.
"Elliot!? Mind telling me why you are so damn nervous for?
Mammon eyes Polo, because he knows that she knows, Elliot did it. Elliot comes forward and she stands in front of her boss and everyone else.
Did you fucking steal some of my money ya whore!?
Elliot looks down at both of her feet in defeat.
But, I didn't mean t-
I don't want to hear it! Polo! Take care of her ass! Get her out! NOW!"
(Open to anyone)
Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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"Some idiotic bitch stole some of my damn money! I want to find out, who the fuck did it! Someone better fess up!"
(Open to anyone)
Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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Mammon sends out the email, and then he teleports over to the backstage area to go count up all his money he has in those bins. But before he can start, he sees some sacks missing. This cause some waves of electricity to emit from his body.
"You cunt!? All of you! Get in here now!"
(Open to anyone)
Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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"Don't worry squishy, that's what I plan on doing anyway with her. Now go forth and fukcing get those people working their butt off. I want to see those numbers go up."
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Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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"Alright, she is being put in that position until further notice. She is costing me money anyway, just like the rest of them. Why can't they be competent like you?"  
He says this as he types away on his computer. He is sending a mass email to his sorry excuse he has as a worker. The email is in all caps, and when it is in all caps, that means he is thoroughly pissed at all of them. 
(Open to anyone)
Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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Mammon scratches the bottom of his chin for a moment. 
"Bacon on a sandwich sounds good to me. Please, as well, tell Elliot that she needs to come see my stat. I have a few words for that bitch. She screwed up the spread sheets for the 50th time. Should I fire her ass or not, squishy?"
(Open to anyone)
Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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money---grubber · 1 year ago
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Mammon takes a sip of his coffee and then a bite out of two donuts at the same time. He chews quickly, so he can tell her what needs to happen. 
"Yeah, cover for me and tell me what those meetings are about. I'll pay you $60 just for it since you are way better than those other sorry excuse workers I have. I want you to also tell those other idiots to set up for the next pageant that I will be having tomorrow at 8 p.m." 
(Open to anyone)
Mammon is busy counting all his money, until he realizes how "broke" he is now.
"Fuck all those poor saps! They should've paid up like the rest of those sorry blokes! They are the reason why I am losing 1 cent an hour!"
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