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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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Kim's One Cigarette is interesting it's such an example of his self control thing. I think he actively enjoys denying his own nicotine cravings. It might be sexful for him

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when a mutual has a bad take, it’s important to remember that nobody’s perfect. but when someone you don’t know has a bad take, it’s important to send a firing squad to their house

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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metrics of success

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I'm really deeply glad that I can continue to have nyc pride because it new yorkers voted for the "resigned in disgrace due to sexual abuse allegations who doesn't even have good policies" ex-governor I think I'd have to disavow the city forever

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I really don't know what to think about Revolutionary Girl Utena. It'll be a string of repetitive fairly pedestrian episodes and then it'll have one or two eps that knock my socks off. And then it'll go back to regular shonen formula. What is happeninggggg

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After reading @may--hawk’s fic here comes a regular this one part felt like a sister scene almost to the other comic I drew for a different mayhawk fic so I had to draw it

The entire fic is so good tysm <333

Also I “took a break” during the process of making this and made another smaller comic of a different scene from towards the end of the same fic

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I think it's important to occasionally make fun of Deer Skull Christian God Pomegranate type writing for the exact same reason that you have to actually write that sort of thing. You have to develop an original voice as an author and that will inevitably take you through the Faux Gothic Melodrama Swamps.

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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable

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This isn't news to anyone but I do also think it's kind of crazy that on top of everything else Kim has a snatched waist. It might just be the Big Pants + Cropped Jacket combo but sometimes I'll look at his little model running around & I'm like why did he eat this

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literally haven’t stopped thinking about that one moment in episode 31 when darryl and glenn sort-of-kinda-fully french whilst arguing about what oil goes in the odyssey. like. all the kids were in the back when that happened right. like they all watched that happen right.

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Iqaluit, Nunavut, Canada

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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"calling a feminine cis guy an egg is bad because its reductive to say that you cant be feminine and a cis man" hey remember in like 2014 when redditors were raving about how its bad to, like, ship two men because close platonic male friendships are important? thats literally you right now.