monicaatthefrontdesk

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

pull our red string of fate harder i'm trying to jerk off

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

*drinking from the same vial of poison as you* waow...an indirect kiss...

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

/ Gustav Klimt, Farm House in Buchberg, 1911

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

[monicaatthefrontdesk]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there