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Goose.

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I like twertles.

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I will not roll over like a motherfucking hound

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Borzoi corgi.

As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

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This has caused great debate among my math friends so I think it needs tumblr's input

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remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots

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Every. Fucking. Morning.

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5 pairs of uniform scrub pants, 2 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of thinner cotton pants, 2 pairs of 'athletic' pants. This does not include costumes, pajamas, or shorts.

this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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Spotted in San Diego at an antique mall.

photo by Sarah Austin

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Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash

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Robust Climbing Salamander (Bolitoglossa robusta), family Plethodontidae, Tapanti National Park, Costa Rica

Photograph by Piotr Naskrecki

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I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.

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Indigenous here is a political designation which describes a people groups relationship with colonialism - ie. Saami people are an indigenous group but Finnish/Swedish/Norwegian/Russian people are not, even though they are both genetically from the same countries- because of the groups different relationships with colonialism.

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Someone’s probably done this already, but whatever, O’Malley’s funny