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what one particular horse are you scared of

his name is mr. Rascal and he has death in his eyes

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if you lift that table up with your mind for us you get to go in the steam roller

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flashbanged screw

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he does need a reassuring pat on the shoulder

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this post is from the future. You'll understand it later

I imagine Eli does actually sort and rearrange things to self-soothe. In his adulthood (present) few things stress him enough for him to have a meltdown rather than shutdown. But...

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type gaze

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meow

I am normal about my OCs and think about them a normal amount of time

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year of yuri

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Horse can kill you at medium to long distance now

They could do that earlier, they just hadn’t told you yet

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she let me hit cause I say shit like "it giveth"

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

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He is 5000 years old. He is a 14 year old boy. He cannot touch silver without physically melting. He eats pigeons that think he is handsome. He measures distances in rat ass lengths. He has three boyfriends. He is deeply traumatised by lions. He can belly dance. He hates the cops. I didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?

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Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

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Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

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[Image ID: a black and white typography edit that reads, in all caps, "the homosexual and the transsexual must always seek to liberate the other for they fight the same fight!" in the middle of the image is a dandelion with a bloom, buds, leaves, and exposed roots. behind the dandelion is a black square. the image is framed by a black square. the entire image is textured to look aged and photocopied. /End ID]

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yipee more wacky criminals for me to add to my collection

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i keep adding on to the monster design dont worry about it

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I just found this and, well, I don't think it needs explaining

We have told them this SO MANY TIMES and they still refuse to listen. It’s so tiring