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Dun…dun…duuunnn. [http://www.stevecutts.com/]
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So I only got 3 hours of sleep last night, got waken up at 6 by my dog who has kennel cough. Stayed awake to call the vet to get his pills they open at 8, so it's 8 I call the vet they say come over and get them. So I'm drivin there I start coughing to bad I'm throwing up, I get to the vet get my dogs meds go home give all 3 of my dogs their meds then I go upstairs to start landary then leave to go to hospital find out y this is happening. Well I get done with that then I go fill my meds I'm waitin, my husband text me (BTW he went to bed at 12 and has been asleep the whole time I'm doin this) but he texts where r u? I tell him my story he's like O shit I'm sorry. He leaves to go get him food and drink asked if I want anything. I say ya burger King, the bitch came back with a fuckin whopper with bacon on it and two beef patties. He is suckin up
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Punched my husband cuz he made a funny asshole comment, so I told him to come tickle my ass and he said no u hit me. I told him get over it, build a bridge and get over it. So I put my hands up and built a bridge and told him to get over it. He then put his hand up and made two fingers walk across my hands then flipped me off.
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I live in idaho and it's been really hot. Well tonight is raining and the wind is blowing a lot cooler. I get to sleep with my Blanket yay it's been so long since I slepted with it
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Y do people focus on the negative in life? A guy cheats on u and leaves u, fuck with him a little then move on. Husband don't like ur weight get up walk out lose that shit and show him wat he missed out on. Wife cheats on u, leave her ass find a girl who won't do that. Be the change in ur life, don't just sit there and bitch bout ur life if ur not gonna do anythin bout it
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Emma wants to be a barbie girl, living in a barbie world
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Watchin fast 7. My side comment, is it illegal to destroy ur own grave???
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im playin sims 3 seasons and I got abducted by aliens..... like wat the actual fuck!!!!!
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Thanks for the psa oatmeal!
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Damn
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