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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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Guys. Guys.

The new William the Conqueror BBC flick has PERIOD-ACCURATE TINY HORSES

NO STRUTTING ON FRIESIANS, WE GOT WAR PONIES BAYBEE

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20 years baby

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

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From a state hearing in Texas

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i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

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Thinking about that time I didn't know "eating ass" was a sexual thing and had this conversation with a group of people:

Would you rather eat a guys or a girls?

I dont care.

OK but say you had to choose, which one?

It doesn't matter.

So you're saying you wouldn't at all?

Of course I would, it's a choice cut of meat, I'm not going to throw it away. Doesn't matter who it comes from, it all probably cooks the same.

*que silent horrified stares*

Bro what the fuck???

We're we not talking about cannibalism??

NO???

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“i asked chatgpt—”

ok well i asked the cryptic fucking dragon that was imprisoned underground 20 years ago and he told me that no one can choose or escape their destiny so. he may have also told me i have a soulmate in the guy whose guts i hate but i dont really have time to think about that right now

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nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

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remember what’s really truly important in life : local bookstore

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cure of ra

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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

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youll be pleased to know no one has peed in the dashcon 2 ball pit. however, far worse has transpired. the croaker (kermit joker) has died in the dashcon 2 ballpit. rest in pieces.

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