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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

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Factually untrue. I am freezing my tits off.

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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

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The three primary colours: single, four, and two

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Ah, yes. We must all aspire to run an international drug cartel.

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whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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Today is a special day, 17 years ago Neil Banged Out The Tunes

Happy Neil Banging Out The Tune Day y’all 🎶 ✨

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Crazy mental gymnastics but at least they are admitting it’s a genocide now.

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Happy World Frog Day from all of the Totally Normal Frogs 🐸