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okay slur song streaming money got paid out finally so as promised all $2016 dollars have been sent to a charity for homeless LGBT teens
even though what you are apparently supposed to do when you make money is use it to destroy democracy I guess we can always do that next time
thank you all for contributing
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Happy Pride Month.
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Free David Huerta.
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I Saw the TV Glow (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun
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so I’m filling out pediatrician intake forms for my newborn son and I get to the demographic section and I was already chuckling about putting a marital status…

yes hello my 3 day old son responds to only Old English, thank you
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"Have you heard of the birds and the bees?" "Oh you mean sex?" No idiot the war that killed thousands of bees and birds, keep up.
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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you
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wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts
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102 years young! have a great bday you superstar x

happy 100th birthday rudy! hope you're doing well x
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Why would you watch Eurovision when you could watch Cats (2019) again?
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When somebody shares a quote by a famous author like it's something the author personally said and believed, but you know it was actually spoken by a character you're not supposed to like... 😐
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Ok but are we SURE sexual attraction is real? Idk, seems kinda fake to me. Are we ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN there isn’t a communication error going on somewhere??? I’m not convinced
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