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Guess who just managed to log back into their old account?! Me.

Thank you everyone for being kind to me and enjoying my content. I will be forever leaving this account as is! :]

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I am pretty sure that only 2doc shippers care about the new recent content but tbh I don't care about 2doc but I do want murdoc to make an apology video with tears. If he's not straight up: begging, crying, screaming, wailing, throwing up and shitting himself I don't want it 🙄🙄

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what i like about the internet is you can always go back. you can always look again, they might be long gone and you may be forgotten about, but that doesn't matter, i don't care about any of the current people there, i just wanna know that a relative speck of them is left

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hack cough sneeze hack fart huff achoo cough blubbers and splutters

HURRY UP BABY I NEED THIS

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I feel so… down whenever I want to watch queer or trans videos because I know in the back of my mind that none of the current large queer content creators’ content or community is safe for people like me, intersex people.

I love their work otherwise, but it hurts badly to hear them toss around casual intersexism in their videos constantly when discussing queer and trans issues and nobody ever mentions it.

And because these are large, popular creators, nobody has ever listened when I’ve tried to ask they adjust their language. My dms go ignored or unseen and my public comments get drowned out by fans defending their intersexist comments. It’s emotionally draining and exhausting, I just want to be included in my own community.

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Okay so uh hello Gorillaz Fandom!! I’m trying to make a video deep dive into Gorillaz Lost Media, all of it. I don’t wanna leave any unturned stones so if you know of any Gorillaz lost media (obscure or otherwise) please reblog, comment, or DM me about it!

(Even if you don’t have any media I would really appreciate this post being reblogged so that it can reach a wider audience to help me with research!)

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cant wait until im 18 so i can post the rauchiest, most unwanted things ever

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sometimes i get to spaced out with reality, that when I snap out of it, its like im a different person. my whole existence and this place is wild. our next door neighbors are doomsday preppers, we have to take our dogs out in the front yard and i wave at every car that passes our house with no caution, their are several stray cats that roam the neighborhood, plus i'm pretty sure live in the backyard of the house across from us, theres this guy i keep seeing in the corner of my eye sometimes, we have a concerning amounts of carwashes, one house down the street literally burned down for unknown reasons, everyone i know has dogs, the army boys does them big boom booms and it makes the house shake, sometimes they also play the uhm.. morning army(?) trumpet super fucking loud so we can hear it all the way over here, we got an ice cream truck (the icecream unfortunately sucks butt), there are occasionally only "strange" men aka dudes obvious on crack or just pretty funky! like one time, i saw a dude with his bird on his shoulder at a goodwill, but it's only men tho for some reason :/, and the best of them all: sometimes, if im very quiet, i can hear the mouse scritting above my ceiling!! :D

life isnt so bad after all. i can experience all these things, and forget that its unusual until I feel real again, its like. a fun treat for enduring scary feelings that cause scary situations!!!

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HelIo! I have been blessed many times, now I try to touch your hearts to help protect my little angel grace diagnosed with sickle cell disease. but the worst were the THREE strokes to the brain.

Thank you once again for getting here and for everything you can do for Grace's well-being. Donate anything please if you're able🙏

Unfortunately, I am not able to donate. However, i'll still post this ask, since I know I do have a good bit of followers, and maybe some might be able to help!

I hope for the best for her and you both, i'm so so sorry

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murdoc and noodle drink the grimace shake, thousands dead, fifteen horribly injured. murdoc is one of the thousands dead, who knew he could die! noodles fine tho

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this was the post that got me a cool badge!!! YIPEEEEEEE

i name this post, "the reason why im scared of doctors"

imagine, your getting hooked up to an iv. instead of blood, you have a piss packet. you look down, and theres a bucket of piss underneath you. every few hours when the pee pee packet gets low, they take the piss bucket and make a new pee packet for your iv. they're making sure your own piss stays with you forever

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i name this post, "the reason why im scared of doctors"

imagine, your getting hooked up to an iv. instead of blood, you have a piss packet. you look down, and theres a bucket of piss underneath you. every few hours when the pee pee packet gets low, they take the piss bucket and make a new pee packet for your iv. they're making sure your own piss stays with you forever

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URGENT TIME SENSITIVE

Hey, It's your friendly neighborhood Black goth dyke stuck in a sticky situation :(

I'm in between jobs rn and although my mom is going back to work soon, our bills are steady approaching and our savings have been exhausted.

Between rent, the internet bill, and our phone bill things have been piling up faster than we can save to pay for it and it's been stressing both of us out.

Please share this around and or give if at all possible. Even a dollar helps.

Venmo: so_goth_shes_black

cashapp: cheyennepeppers23$

Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/thottybrucewayne

paypal: spicysobanoodle@gmail.com

goal: 0/2539.78

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help a latino nonbinary sibling recovering from a s/attempt with rent and their credit 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇻🇪

Hi everyone I'm sorry for doing this again I've been spending all this time healing and it's been a bumpy ride, if you don't know my story feel free to message me, the short version of the story is that i suffered from a benzo withdrawal at the beginning of this year and i try to attempt towards my own life, I'm still going to therapy and we've been trying new meds because I've been very depressed, my doctor and therapist still tell me I am not able to work even tho I'm looking for one because i need financial stability

i need help paying next month rent that's due for next week and also paying my credit that i use to pay for my therapy appointments, house bills and my own groceries because my sister gets very mad when i ask her for food so if i want to eat i need to buy my own food

please if you want any proofs or have any questions talk to me, i got lots of friends who can back up what's happening to me

Any help is appreciated thank you 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈❤️

p*yp*l

k*fi

0$/650$

(please don't tag has don*ti*ns! also i can't receive personal payments because I'm from Latin America and that option is not available for us)

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We all know how violent police are to queer people. Nigeria is no different.

I'm trying to help a Nigerian trans femme named Lola with survival funds, but donations have seriously slowed down over the last few months. She's sick, she's hungry, her job isn't paying her well at all, and she's just been attacked by the corrupt and violent cops in Nigeria. SARS (Nigerian police/special task for basically) is notorious for harassing the shit out of people, especially queer Nigerians or anyone who doesn't look cishet.

Lola needs funds for food, medicine, and her HRT since she's been inconsistent on it due to a lack of money. The cops robbed even though she begged them not to because she was sick.

This isn't the first time she's been attacked and it likely won't be the last. Please help in any way that you can. We're not starting at zero, but we've got a long way to go.

338.92/1400 USD

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The massacre in Jenin is horrific but just the sight of bodies being left on the street because no ambulances/paramedics can get to them since Israel has been blocking them from reaching areas of the refugee camp…yeah there aren’t any words. Literally what can you even say