monkeysmurfrox

[monkeysmurfrox]

Made a new poster! :)

[monkeysmurfrox]

trauma therapy has been swell

[monkeysmurfrox]

In order to stop the culture of faking orgasms, we need to stop the culture of shaming others for their sexual experiences.

Can’t get your partner off on the first try? Cool. You can still be thoughtful and make them feel good.

Can get your partner off within 30 seconds? Awesome, good for you both, don’t let it get to your head.

Can make someone cum in less than 5, but for others, it’s a process that takes an hour? That’s alright, everyone’s different. 

Does it take you 30 minutes to cum? That’s okay, you’re not broken, you’re not a failure.

Does it take you 10 seconds to cum? That’s great, you’re not a slut, you’re not overly sensitive or dirty. 

Can’t cum without toys/vibrators? That’s awesome, that’s a valid part of sexual play!

Can only cum with loving, vanilla sex? That’s perfectly normal, and you will find lots of great partners to experience that with!

Can’t orgasm at all? THAT’S ALSO COOL. It’s not a bad thing, you can still enjoy sex TONNES just like others.

Orgasms are NOT the defining characteristic of your sexual prowess. They are great, they’re lovely when they happen, but for the love of science, stop bringing them up higher than they need to be. 

[monkeysmurfrox]

© plutoxoxi via x/twitter

[monkeysmurfrox]

tea party birds

[monkeysmurfrox]

losing my MIND

[monkeysmurfrox]

[monkeysmurfrox]

This is the best one

[monkeysmurfrox]

[monkeysmurfrox]

[monkeysmurfrox]

LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE

[monkeysmurfrox]

[monkeysmurfrox]

this is my favourite thing ever

[monkeysmurfrox]

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

[monkeysmurfrox]

Untitled by Farfin

[monkeysmurfrox]

I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

[monkeysmurfrox]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck