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"Yeah I really think I'm just a bit of a mum friend" I say while giving you a handjob that doesn't feel very good.
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I really love how realistic Cruelty Squad is with it accurately depicting the fleshy, pulsating mass that borders my vision at all times
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waow 2024 doodlebug you kinda hit it outta the dogpark with this one....
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Sorry, but self loathing is for 4chan girls. If you don't wanna seem like a 4chan trans girl then you have to take every opportunity to assert that you're some type of messiah. Your beauty is beyond comprehension. Everyone loves you. Your feet pics cure cancer.
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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that
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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen
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people will raise all kinds of hell over the horse meat in ikea meatballs and then turn around and have no problem devouring succulent roasted centaur flesh and not see the irony in that.
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information i’m not sure what to do with: the kidzbop feel good inc laugh is significantly more disturbing than the original
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dominant things you can say during sex
i didnt hear what you said
hold on i need to blow my nose
wow
i feel kind of nauseous
is this anything
i don't know
this kind of reminds me of that one song
we can probably ignore that noise if you want to
why is my sock wet
it smells bad in here
that was weird
where are my glasses
ow
this is normal
sorry
just 2 chill people chilling
this is cool
can you say that again
are we good
youre actually naked
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