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mold pisses me off so much
oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food
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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon
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I don't know what's in the air in Brazil that makes Brazilian people genuinely batshit. We're just built different
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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
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ya novel about a teenage girl in wigan who discovers she can distinguish pea wet from gravy
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