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yes carrie killed over 400 people ok. thats bad i know. but have you considered that i feel really bad for her :(

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only 5 seconds

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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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Sometimes I get too in my head with my writing. Especially about my smut. I reread every last word with the most critical of eyes and think, Ooh is that cringe? Will that be too graphic? Will this word or phrase take people out of the scene?

And then I read a book. A published, hardcover, NYT bestsellers list book and...

Did you get that?

Someone looked at this sentence (likely more than one someone, tbh) and was like, 'Yeah. We'll print that.'

So the moral of the story, my fellow heathen smut writers, is that we're fine.

As a matter of fact, we're actually fucking amazing.

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SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

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i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

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WHAT KIND OF TRAINING IS THIS?????

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whose cat is this?

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Fellas I’m calling it now, deep dish is gonna cause a schism.

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i guess its hurt your pussy hour

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me realizing kermit the frog turns 70 today:

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A lavender field next to a wheat field

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Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

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"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at