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I'm your favorite blogger's blocked mutual in law

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cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

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You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

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Turn up the theremin i cant hear the theremin

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you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

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standing in front of a daycare spinning and flipping an infant around like a sign

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you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

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I am done endurin'. I'm going to kill him.

Bailey Bass as Claudia INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1.06

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im not gay but 20 blueberries is 20 blueberries

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me reacting to a bald eagle in my room

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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

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hiiii *trying not to sound desperate for human connection*

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you would not BELIEVE the friendship between two people who don't talk to each other... mutuals when i like your posts i'm imagining us frolicking in a field together holding hands

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this is extremely wholesome

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