girls go to mars to get cool scars boys go to venus to suck more penis
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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me
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gay new yorker. faggot about it!
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im Feeling very sorrowful i Am going to drag hector’s corpse around patroclus’ funeral mound for 3 hours to calm down
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his ass is NOT getting away from the sound of the woman that loved him 😂
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the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot
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"don't live in the past" okay well the people I loved are there
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“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection
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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?
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2024 is gonna be the year it all turns around for my favourite colour the lovable underdog orange
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Tearing down the poster of jessica simpson my teenage son has taped to his wall and replacing it with a drawing I did of a stone worn smooth by the tides.
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hi everyone. does anybody else miss something they can never return to. anyone else being swallowed whole by grief. anyone else clinging to love as a life preserver
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water LOVES to be boiled btw. when you see water boiling its jumping for joy
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i'm like a werewolf but instead of turning into a wolf on the night of the full moon i dont do that and i just stay human
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capitalism will never steal the passion i have for doing fuck all from me
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