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I love it when Conclave said oh so the church is able to break with tradition when it comes to iphones, vapes, rolling suitcases, and steel-fortified window coverings, but not when it comes to feminism, pluralism, and the nuances of sex and gender. How interesting. Anyway, here is a remarkably sad old man.

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LOONCAT

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3/3

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new favorite tumblr ad

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In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?

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This is true when you think about it

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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

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did i do it? did i do the meme right?

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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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My favorite Car Seat Headrest Genius annotation probably ever.

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God this pic my bird feeder camera took of a baby starling and a mourning dove exudes so much emotion

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they should do emmys for gifs

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disliking your father for personality traits you have yourself but keep firmly repressed

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smoking that shit that made the femme high