1. They can fly up and get things off top shelves for you.
2. Depending on time periods and locations they might be able to help with history projects because they lived through the events!
3. Unwanted solicitors? Ding dong ditchers? Unwelcome guests? Your roommate can scare them away no sweat!
4. No more jumping at things that go bump in the night! You heard rattling chains? Otherworldly sounds? That’s just Gary, they’re chill.
5. If you live in a small apartment, you don’t need to worry about space. Ghosts don’t need to sleep, so they don’t need a bedroom. You can have a roommate and not feel cramped!
i dragged my dad into a spirit halloween the other day, and as we’re walking out, he turns to me and says “i think i get it now. halloween is gay christmas”