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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

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I really hope Bud Cort is doing alright and having a nice evening.

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I’m pretty sure I could fit my fist in John Cena’s mouth.

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I drive through rural Texas with semi regularity and this is incredible. I wish I had the money to fund this.

"Interstate 55 carries 10s of thousands of abortion seekers out of southern states to Illinois, where abortion is legal. I-55 is covered with horrific, shaming billboards. Shout Your Abortion put up 6 good ones, to show love & affirmation to those making the journey." x

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hey man I discovered your body out in the mountains a couple days ago. just thought id give a heads up

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Return of the Office Ghoul. Repping my favorite dive bar.

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She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

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My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.

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Softly filtered dead wife in movie montage but of the sandwich I had one time and can't stop thinking about

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snakes lay eggs? that’s stupid. i literally know snakes just appear. Ok?

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Natural habitat

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