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high infidelity - taylor swift

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Alright, Los Angeles, we have arrived at the very first bridge of the evening. Now, I have a question. Does anyone here know the lyrics to this bridge? Prove it! LOVER ERA Taylor Swift: The Era's Tour (Taylor's Version)

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@taylorswift: My mind is blown. I’m completely floored by the love you’ve shown this album. 2.6 million ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS?? Thank you for listening, streaming, and welcoming Tortured Poets into your life. Feeling completely overwhelmed. I was already so fired up to get back to the tour but you doing THIS?? May 9th can’t come soon enough ❤️

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The Tortured Poets Department [2024]

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taylor making the biggest debut of her career 18 years in is batshit crazy

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records set by the tortured poets department:

taylor's 14th billboard 200 no. 1, tying the record for the most-ever among solo artists, and second to the beatles overall

largest-ever streaming week for an an album

second largest total week for an album since streaming/units began to count

1.914m pure sales, marking the third-largest week since 1991 (modern era)

859,000 vinyl sales, setting a single-week record

only artist with seven different albums to sell at least 1 million copies in a single week

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the ‘who uses typewriters anyway’ lyric is so funny to me because taylor swift is the exact kind of person you’d expect to have a typewriter

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most unexpected tea of the album is that jake isn’t an organ donor and openly shares that as a flirting strategy

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I think the only way I can handle shortening the ttpd song titles is by trimming off some words (I can fix him, who's afraid, smallest man, chloe or sam... etc) because whenever I see the acronyms my brain malfunctions. waolom? mbobhft? cososom?? icfhnric?? icdiwabh? tsmwel??? those aren't songs they're keysmashes

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if taylor is going to be this often in vegas I might as well run into her and meet her by now

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last kiss // the black dog

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the peaked at high school girls who have cosplayed being a swiftie for a year are having a hard time comprehending ttpd lyrics and it's sending me. taylor swift is for the nerds, artists and daydreamers you bullied in school. you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum they raised me, the world is healing

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I can do it with a broken heart | taylor swift

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Taylor Swift, imgonnagetyouback

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The Tortured Poets Department [2024]

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised us