Laivan/Michael // he/it/she // resident snake enthusiast // queer + trans // carrd // art blog // send me asks please please please
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"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this
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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!
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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened
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it actually completely unironically pisses me off that there was times when i wasn't alive and there will be times when i'm not alive. i should have been there for everything
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think probably someone has already done this or at least should have
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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The idea that non-police lynchings ever stopped in the US instead of whites just becoming craftier (evil) about it is so weird to me like
Sure they ain’t picnicking at a public hanging anymore but you seen how many more missing posters there’s been the past few years in particular right? How so many Black and Brown children are just fuckin disappearing too and never making anything more than a Facebook missing post?
We just only hear about them when someone cares about them enough to set fire to everything until it gets noticed.
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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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people really seem to struggle with the idea that you can think something is dickhead behaviour and still not want it to be illegal
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Last night i shaved Ruckus' feet

Today I decided that I will be shaving the rest of him this weekend. It's starting to get into the 90s already and i do worry with him having that much hair in the heat, plus his brothers have already been foxtail magnets. I need to look at the comb attachments i have for my clippers as I want to try to keep his fur between 1 and 2 inches long. I will also be very much shortening up his face as well. I'll let his hair grow out again for winter.
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