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read this fic NOW

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I had a dream last night where a new update came out for deltarune that added a sidequest in chapter 1 where you can go to a building labeled “BDSM Sex Dungeon” but when you went inside it was just a large undetailed white room with a single character with a playing card for a face who gave you access to a stock market simulator and the stock market simulator was like a full other game. There was a separate dedicated save slot system for stock market mode

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i call your mom receding hairline the way she give big head

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I'm done with Dogsled forever it is dead to me. If you are lucky enough to have steered clear of my Petrigrofian obsessions during my winter-long breakdown, Dogsled is an upsettingly tragic gothic/magical realist marriage horror clusterfuck of method acting and desperate astral metaphor on the ethics, dimensional logistics, and the destructive implications of "making an Ice Betty" on the sanctity of the timeline. Follow the image link to a pdf file, or go here for an epub version of the novella (man I hope that link works). HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kill capitalism & kill the rich!

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The Bitches In Media Masterlist

Hello everyone, I am ready to formally introduce you to my spreadsheet of media that I am recommending on the grounds of enjoying its female characters.

I've got my recommendations sorted by type of media, length, whether they have female protagonists, and whether there's any canonical femslash in them. I'm also slowly going through the process of adding short pitches and notes for everything I'm recommending. If you're interested in digging into more media properties that center women or do a good job with their character arcs, take a peek in here and see if there's anything to your tastes!

Along with my own recommendations, there's also a backlog of things people have recommended to me for the sake of this project but haven't gotten to yet, along with ones I've been through but don't personally enjoy enough to recommend. Between these three categories there's around 200 titles running the gauntlet of every format and genre. Enjoy!

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“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

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did someone say bettycest

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CRINGETOBER DAY 3 - ANGEL X DEVIL

wasnt sure what i was gonna do today but then i saw a post in the at tag saying there should be betty selfcest between golbetty and magic betty like there is between simon and the winterking and i felt like i had an epiphany

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raise ur hand if ur living ur bettycest truth

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cringetober day 7

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idk if i ever posted this here. actually

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niche ship but make it even more niche

(sphinx!betty x magic betty lol)

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more bettycest,,, can we have normal betty x magic betty ?!!?!

this is my fave flavor of bettycest

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and where exactly was this Mr Beast when the towers fell

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stress relief betty (my computer is on fucking life support. Please help ,e)

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I wish for the power to keep Simon safe...