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I don't remember this. You sure it wasn't another dream of yours?   

Landed myself a detention, what even.

Says the one that wanted a threesome with me and Adam.

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Now who's the pervert?   

Landed myself a detention, what even.

I’m a married woman, thank-you very much. The only dirty thoughts I have are about my husband. Though if Frenchie wants to join in, I wouldn’t say no~

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Like you don't have dirty thoughts about the French teacher. 

Landed myself a detention, what even.

Pervert.

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Well, I wouldn't have complained.   

Landed myself a detention, what even.

You just wanted to see some girl-on-girl.

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Now that would have been entertaining.   

Landed myself a detention, what even.

I almost did but figured it was best not to. Detention is one thing but I don’t need to be suspended. I totally could’ve taken her down though, she’d stand no chance in the arena.

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I swear, I thought you were gonna get up from your seat there and then and go all   Katniss on her ass right there and then.   

Landed myself a detention, what even.

We had some sub’ for Art and got told to create something that expressed who we are and where we are in our lives right now. So naturally, I painted the Mockingjay, flames and all because Hunger Games is my life right now. She told me I didn’t understand the assignment, I told her she didn’t understand life.

I’m almost 20 years old, like hell am I going to detention.

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What? They are ugly, with their beady little eyes and their blood curdling screeches.   

Some guy just walked into class in a tiger onesie.

Wow, nice comeback there, Trevor. Cat get your tongue, did it?

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/ ed sexwick does the tmi audio books. T____T I want to hear him read me the books. 

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Dogs aren't smelly, cats are smelly..and ugly.   

Some guy just walked into class in a tiger onesie.

Good thing I’m a woman then, isn’t it? You can keep your smelly dogs, I’ll stick to lions.

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/ it hurts to talk. i've told the fam this, and yet they insist on talking to me. go away and leave me to die~ 

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/ I hate having a fucking cold. >_< Fucking sniffles are annoying as hell. 

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Dogs are a mans best friend, cats are a mans worst enemy.   

Some guy just walked into class in a tiger onesie.

They are not! Cats are totally badass. They’re as smart as they are sneaky. Dogs just roll over and play dead.

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Cats are evil. You think they're being cute when they're all 'purr purr', but really they're plotting your death.   

Some guy just walked into class in a tiger onesie.

I’m not really much of a dog person, really. There’s nothing wrong with them, of course, cats are just more my thing. Besides, a dog isn’t nearly as exciting as a lion. 

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I prefer the dog ones myself. Dogs are so cool. They give you their paw and everything.   

Some guy just walked into class in a tiger onesie.

I have a onsie! It’s a lion one though, lions are much better than tigers.

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Some guy just walked into class in a tiger onesie.