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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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Maybe the real art is the friends we made along the way…
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if you work with kids 80% of your job is just this
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being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?
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okay fine i'm sorry i called your hips "total leglock bait." now in order to emphasize the weight and sincerity of my apology i just need you to come here for a second
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Morning energy
full version is NSFW and can be found here!
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