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dailyholzer:

dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective

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musingxmemes:

bold what applies to your muse: angst edition

feel free to add more questions/options of your own!

1) when reacting to extreme pain or trauma (inflicted on THEMSELVES) your muse feels;

helpless | angry | afraid | shocked | defeated | detached | unreal | nothing

2) when reacting to extreme pain or trauma (inflicted on OTHERS) your muse feels;

helpless | angry | afraid | shocked | defeated | detached | unreal | nothing

3) in a life-and-death situation, your muse would;

save themselves first | risk their life for someone else | risk their life only for someone they care about

4) has your muse done any of the things mentioned in the third question (above) and regretted it?

yes | no

5) has your muse ever;

lost a loved one | lost a family member | personally seen someone close to them die | personally seen someone close to them commit suicide | attempted to/successfully committed an act of suicide | been in a war

6) regarding past trauma, your muse is;

indifferent to it | sensitive about it | keeping it bottled up | insecure about it | afraid of others finding out about it | accepting of it

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                                 indie & selective inigo montoya 

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father.                                                    Prepare to die.

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kxmpfer replied to your post

look @ my tiny son

(; my gosh hey there gOOD LOOKIN’ )

{How u doin?}

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look @ my tiny son 

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The Boxer (Simon & Garfunkel Cover) | Mumford & Sons

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“locked in a room” starters

The “locked in a room” trope forces characters to spend time together, often characters who normally wouldn’t. It can help them learn about each other and develop their relationship in a positive way, or it can be disastrous. Feel free to add more! Send one for our muses: 

♬ : stuck in an elevator together ✎ : trapped in a room together during a quarantine ✘ : in a waiting room while they have loved ones in surgery ♢ : alone in a train car when the train gets delayed ♕ : adrift in a life raft ☾ : sitting next to each other on an international flight ✂ : stranded by a roadside together ☀ : sharing a jail cell ☂ : stuck in a basement after an earthquake ☮ : sharing a run away hot air balloon ❤ : locked in a closet by a friend who just wants them to get along (or possibly hook up) ₪ : touring an historical (possibly haunted) building, and they get locked in overnight ☹ : on a bridge; traffic has stopped completely due to an accident, and nobody’s going anywhere for a few hours. Δ : stuck on a roof together ♒ : trapped by a spell or supernatural object (bonus points if you specify what the spell/curse is) ஐ : pretending to be married because this quaint old couple’s bed and breakfast is the only shelter for miles, they only have one room, and they’re a bit old fashioned. ♘ : sharing a hospital room ✿ : stuck in a spaceship escape pod together ☢  : on a deserted island ❂  : in a bunker after the apocalypse

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KID

starter call. | montoyaring

    with not a single sound, the gamin creeps up behind the citizen. sliding a small,     dirtied hand into the man’s back pocket, he slips out a wallet. just then, the man     turned ‘round, catching the soiled culprit. being quite the little actor, mutt holds it     out with a toothy grin.

        ❝ th’picture matches th’man! ‘m guessin’ this ‘s yours?❞

The kid is good, no doubt, but it takes a lot to catch Inigo out. You don’t train  for ten years just to be caught out by a ten year old. As he looks down at the  boy he has every potential to be scary-all tall and rough and facial scars-but  his dark eyes are shining with amusement. It takes a lot of self control not to burst out laughing. 

                                 “I think perhaps you are right.                                   How kind of you to return it  .                                   before it is stolen.” 

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kxmpfer:

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‘ not to be THAT person, but you look pretty FUCKING LOST. ‘                                 

                                                       "Not lost just...looking.” 

LOST would mean he has somewhere to be in the first place, which is very  much not true. Now that he is talking to the stranger however-well, what has he got to lose? 

                           “I do no’ suppose you have seen a                              man with six fingers recently?” 

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Send ♂ for my muse’s thoughts on their father

Send  ♂♂ for a specific memory of him from their childhood.

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People Help The People by Birdy

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jamsoftheday:

Where were you When everything was falling apart?

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Sentence meme: Princess bride

“As you wish”

“Inconceivable!”

“My Name is ___ You killed my father, prepare to die!”

“Get used to disappointment”

“Stop saying that!”

“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well then I accept!”

“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.”

“Oh you mean this gate key!”

“We’ll never survive”

“Nonsense! you’re only saying that because no one ever has!”

“Have fun storming da castle!”

“It’ll take a miracle”

“You’ve made your decision then?”

“You’re just stalling now”

“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…”

“Fuss, fuss I think he likes to scream at us”

“You have a great gift for Rhyme”

“That's Very comforting, but i’m afraid you’ll just have to wait”

“I promise I will not kill you, until you reach the top.”

“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”

“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”

“Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.”

“I’m not a witch, i’m your wife! and after what you just said I’m not even sure I want to be that any more!”

“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a shame to damage yours.”

“I’ve seen worse”

“Hear this now: I will always come for you”

“This is True love, you think this happens every day?”

“We are men of action, lies do not become us.”

“You’ve been mostly dead all day”

“Go away or I’ll call the Brute squad!”

“I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”

“I told you I would always come for you, why didn’t you wait for me?”

“Well…you were dead.”

“Death cannot prevent love, it can only delay it for a while”

“I will never doubt again”

“There will never be a need”

“Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…”

“Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”

“Do you always begin conversations this way?”

“Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!”

“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. However, since I can’t have you follow me either…”

“Please understand, I hold you in the highest respects”

“You’re the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it”

“Tsk, tsk. That’s hardly complementary Highness. Why loose your venom on me?”

“You killed my love”

“Possible, I kill a lot of people.”

“I want my father back you son of a bitch!”

“You rush a miracle man you get rotten miracles!”

 "Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.“ *gets attacked by a ROUS*

"You’re trying to kidnap what i’ve rightfully stolen.”

“DEATH FIRST!”

“Then there will be no one to hear you scream”

“Move? you’re alive. if you’d like I can fly.”

“Humilations galore!”

“I donna suppose you could speed things up?”

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                                 indie & selective inigo montoya 

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father.                                                    Prepare to die.