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Imagine your f/o, just waking up, their hair tousled and unruly from a night of restless dreams. Strands of hair stick out in all directions, some falling charmingly over their forehead while others seem to have a life of their own, bouncing with every movement. Their sleepy eyes are slightly squinted as they try to adjust to the morning light streaming in, giving them an adorably disheveled look. There's something uniquely endearing about that moment, a mix of vulnerability and charm that makes you smile. It's the perfect image of someone who just rolled out of bed, blissfully unaware of the chaos atop their head.

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I need to be that autistic man’s chew toy

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Anyone else with traumatized f/os think about what they had went through in canon and get so genuinely sad/upset about it?The painful yearning to have been there for them, to have been able to get them out of that situation if possible and if not still be there, to show them love and support during that time

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i love being obsessed with awful people characters like omg he is soooo cute when he lies and schemes to get his way 😍😍😍

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Having an f/o that’s just kind of a sucky person all around is so funny. I’ll be watching or reading his source material and I’m like “ugh this guys so awful” and then remember that’s MY awful guy

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I might eventually actually unveil who my f/o's actually are but I feel like this acc is already so easy to trace back to my regular acc and like. Fuck man I don’t want my moots messaging me in the middle of the night asking if it’s true that I want to plow a character that has more in common with a Sanrio mascot rather than a regular guy

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need more rep for selfshippers taller than their f/o. who want to pull their f/o into their lap, to pick up their f/o in a nice hug, to place kisses atop their f/o's head :( wheres the love for short f/o's :(

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when you're consuming media and the character is hitting every box on the f/o checklist

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I need him in a pretty dress tied to traintracks

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Soft Domestic Fluff

Your F/O melts when they wake up to you curled into their side. They trace lazy patterns on your skin, press a soft kiss to your forehead, and whisper, “I love you.” It’s quiet, but in this moment, nothing else in the world matters.

PROSHIP/DARKSHIP DNI

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Free my man he did all of that but I need to fuck him nasty style

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having a crush on a character that sucks ass:

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !

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selfshipping

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !

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Me when my f/o's

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Imagine your F/O just being absolutely lovesick over you. They walk through town and see you everywhere, random things like a snack or a shirt they think you’d like. Somewhere they wanna take you, or a plushie they want to get you as a gift.

Them spacing out during the day, maybe at work, thinking about you. Friends and family members catching them daydreaming and they just respond “Oh! It’s nothing, just got distracted.”

How after the two of you hang out, they look at the place you were sitting and just, ache. That you’re not there anymore. How they try not to look desperate when you text them, thinking that maybe if they wait a minute to open your messages, they won’t have to confront how down BAD they are for you.

Maybe they even swap clothes with you, maybe they take a shirt, or a hoodie or sweater from you, playing it off as a joke or just “something friends do”. But when they get home, it’s wrapped around their favorite pillow, or they wear it around the house sometimes just so they can feel close to you.

Fuck, they really are hung up on you, do they have the courage to actually confess their feelings? Or are they gonna draw it out until they absolutely HAVE to do it.

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Imagine your F/O totally zoning out, a dreamy, lovestruck look on their face as they daydream about you. Their cheeks heat up as they think about how funny and sweet you are, the way your eyes light up, and how just the thought of you makes their heart race. They get completely lost in it, smiling to themselves, totally smitten with you.

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fun things you can do when you have an f/o!

print out pictures of them to hang up on your wall!

if they wear jewelry, make it!

make stickers of them! (there's tutorials on youtube of how to make stickers at home, or, you can get sticker paper on amazon for pretty cheap, mine was $6!)

if you do make stickers, put them on your sketchbook, journal, laptop, or whatever you feel like putting them on!

make a google slides presentation on them! alternatively, you could also write an essay about them.

if they don't have a canonical style of handwriting, find or try to write in a way they would write!

if they do, try making your own font of their handwriting that you can download and use. or, try to learn how to write similarly to them, maybe write letters to yourself from their perspective.

if they have a birthday or there's a holiday coming up (irl or canonical), make a card for them!

make them in the sims, or some other character creation making game. or, make a minecraft skin of them.

draw them as a character from another source. for example, draw them as a pony from mlp, or draw them as a character from smiling friends!

make a playlist of youtube videos you'd think they'd enjoy watching, and perhaps watch them again and pretend like you're watching them with your f/o.

make food they canonically like, or you'd think they'd like!

make a tier list as if they were making it! like a fruit tier list, for example.

if I think of anything else, I'll make a part 2!