Montfort Python Hoffman
Found behind bushes in Denton, Texas, Montfort was named for Montfort Drive in Dallas, Texas (near then Valley View Mall) when he leapt from person to person in Errol’s Jeep while crossing the intersection on Forest Lane. He spent time in Dallas roaming apartments and houses with Josh, Joe, Carrie, and briefly inhabited the crook of Lori’s neck hidden by her hair, before venturing east in a Budget moving van in a rainstorm that turned out to be Hurricane Katrina. He lived the rest of his life making friends, wives, girlfriends, and man friends in Washington, DC.
There’s more of his story to tell. This is all I can muster.
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This is my kingdom. Do not disturb.
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There is talk of moving Monty and Lola to Instagram as the primary platform and then have that cross post to Tumblr.
The cats don’t really know what any of those words mean other than their internet presence will still exist.
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Erebus Pants doesn’t quite roll off the tongue like Lola Pants. A for effort, Bus.
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This is what I like to call Mr. Feral
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Lola doesn’t quite know her reading level yet
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I must inspect new merchandise
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Lola’s thorn for the day is not getting to eat people food from the table.
Lola’s rose is being grumpy all day.
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This grumpface has been mine for 11 years. What??
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Look at this cute. Look at it!!!
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