Text
Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows
104K notes
ยท
View notes
Text
shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool
163K notes
ยท
View notes
Text
ive listed each one of you as a reference on my resume you will be called and interrogated at random some time in your life if at all
965 notes
ยท
View notes
Text
Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207
99K notes
ยท
View notes
Text
idk. too many people drive like they donโt realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this
65K notes
ยท
View notes
Text
reasons to brush your teeth
delicious minty treat just for you
feels weird and fun
yum yummy mint flavor
brains when they see a routine ๐ง ๐
powerful mouth
19K notes
ยท
View notes
Text

dairy queen really will print anything you want on an ice cream cake btw
34K notes
ยท
View notes
Text
i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
68K notes
ยท
View notes
Text
to all the gay people in my phone, thank you. I love you. please have one million years of joy
11K notes
ยท
View notes
Text

Franz von Stuck
Die Vision des heiligen Hubertus
1890
3K notes
ยท
View notes
Text
They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.
20K notes
ยท
View notes