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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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Art by Thomas Theodor Heine, 1906

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Musicians of Bremen, goth edition

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some of my favorite mutuals post entirely about things that i do not understand or care about and our dms are barren like a desert. and yet the warmth of that big hot sun remains between us

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ocean.com/fish

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I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken

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a little meow meow

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who up pushing their boulder

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let's stand with mama

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Duck from RuneScape 2 (Beta)

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama