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This is literally how half Nico di Angelo fanarts look like

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what am i doing

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Someone other than me needs to laugh at how funny I am when texting my mom

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable

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idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

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Pope Leo

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been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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lions are very mean and like jellyfish

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it's time for top/bottom discourse to end. the only thing i want to hear about is which one is the sex crier.

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this is one of the funniest shot compositions in the entire show.

why are we being assaulted by wilson’s dancing taking up an entire third of the screen. why is chase concealed behind him. why is house just letting this happen.