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Soul (2020) is the best Disney movie of the past decade

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ok time to cut my own bangs

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I beat my flu back with ten sticks and a flame thrower to bring Chapter 20: Will be loyal of Bad Masters to you, my beloveds

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i'm so susceptible to peer pressure but only when my writing is the peer. i read over something i wrote and it's like "they go make coffee" and i'm like oh, good idea, im gonna go make coffee. and then i read "they took an edible" and i'm like wow why didn't i think of that, let me just take an edible too. and then it's like they fuck nasty in every position and i'm li

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So I went on the cruise and did my best to live my most authentic HT Koushi life. However, I pulled an OT instead and fell in love with the bartender in the casino. The best part tho is how he’s actually married and didn’t tell me the whole week we were flirting and making eyes at each other and almost hooked up. So that was pretty great.

boooo! Daichi would never

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my mom and i dont have a lot in common these days but sometimes she sees a bug and thinks "my child mooifyourecows would love to see this" and sends me a pic and if that aint love then i dont know what love is

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my partner brought me mozzarella sticks

i need mozzarella sticks or else ill be the unhappiest person on earth for the rest of eternity

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PRETTY SURE mozzarella sticks would cure me

i need mozzarella sticks or else ill be the unhappiest person on earth for the rest of eternity

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i need mozzarella sticks or else ill be the unhappiest person on earth for the rest of eternity

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im a firm believer in 'to each their own' and 'do whatever the fuck you want' but..... as ive been watching more and more movies/shows from the 70s and 80s, i miss when people looked normal. no veneers, no inflated lips, no cheek implants... i miss regular people with regular hair and regular wrinkles and regular teeth and imperfections and normal regular human features that made them unique and special and interesting to look at

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the dollar store has mango flavored aloe vera juice oh heck yeah im happy again

.......... for now

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i thought yesterday had to be the worst day of this sickness but today is proving me wrong maaaaan this is so horrible i dont remember sicknesses being this bad when i was a kid. if every single thing i catch these days is just another version of covid then im truly going to lose my fucking mind because WHY is it always covid WHY is it always the worst thing ever, i get vaccinated i wear masks i wash my hands i carry hand sanitizer with me everywhere i avoid getting too close to people or touching surfaces that other people have touched man its not fair and i want to strangle my partner for bringing this home to me.

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no jury duty this week woooo i can rot on the couch eating ice cream and stuffing tissues up my nose

just remembered today i have to call to see if i have to report for jury duty on monday 🥲 but with the way this cold is going, idk if ill even be better by monday....

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just remembered today i have to call to see if i have to report for jury duty on monday 🥲 but with the way this cold is going, idk if ill even be better by monday....

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i want aloe vera juice and coconut water but im too sick to go to the store

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i am losing my voice and keep calling Columbo "Gumball", girl send soup