moon-in-bloom
moon-in-bloom
americas garbage puppet!!!
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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medieval peasant walking into a cathedral: okay wig
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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i need a garden….. i need a cottage and i need a garden… some gardening gloves…… a watering can…….. and a strawberry patch
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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La Chinoise, Godard (1967)
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them
every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch
ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise
if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine
no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic
no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine
sometimes u just gotta get over urself
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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mike’s hard chamomile tea
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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“bear with me” you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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why do people always pull hip-hop and rap as a misogynist area of music? yes, many rappers are misogynistic, but it’s not the only genre. let’s talk about country music, about the preacher’s daughter trope, the cutoff jeans, the get-her-drunk mentality; let’s talk about pop music, about the drugs and the clubs and the possessive “love songs”; let’s talk about alternative music, about “she’s not like other girls” and the manic pixie dream girl; let’s talk about classical music, about the exclusion of women now and in history. 
let’s talk about how everyone’s first reaction is to villainize a primarily black genre before criticizing literally anyone else. 
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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Lou Reed, 1976-1986 by Andy Warhol
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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women’s body hair is attractive and if you disagree you’re wrong
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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sure, not all men, but a lot of men, and we have no way of knowing which ones
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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Mother’s Day brings me so much stress bc she deserves everything and I have a quarter
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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it’s Asian American and Pacific Islanders heritage month and that means reminding everyone that America stole Hawaii for sugar money, forced Japanese ppl in internment camps, exploited Chinese workers while also denying them entry and set south east asia for fuckery w their imperialism :)
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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mage loving mage
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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Devon Aoki by Max Farago for Self Service, 2009
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moon-in-bloom · 7 years ago
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you know what they say….. a btich can never have too much fruit 
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