HAAAAAANK!!!! HANK IT'S NOT A BOOSTER! HANK! THIS YEARS COVID SHOT IS A WHOLE NEW VACCINATION SERIES THAT GIVES YOU RESISTANCE TO STRAINS THAT HAVE EMERGED SINCE 2021 , HANK!!! IT'S AN UPDATE, NOT A BOOSTER!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
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yes, I know
Summary: It's October 19th, and Phil is anxiously awaiting a train.
Rating: G
Tags: 2009 era, first meeting, fluff
Author notes: Written for @spnyuri, for the @phandomgiftexchange, happy holidays!! Hope you enjoy some first meeting fluff :)
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Huge red flag when someone's bio doesn't include their street address, work hours, and the location of their spare key
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<3
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Welcome home! (never leave that long again) | Phan one shot
Summary: Dan comes home from tour and stumbles right into Phil’s arms. He is more touch starved than he’d realised.
Tags: Established relationship, domestic fluff, reunited post US leg of doomed tour, touch-starvation, hugs, kisses, cuddles
Word count: 4k
No warnings.
Written for the @phandomgiftexchange as a gift for @moonanonymous! I hope you like it, Sophia. It’s very soft and fluffy.
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crawl home to you
The world has long since ended. In the meantime, Phil goes fishing, and Dan returns from a long absence. 1.6k, rated g.
It’s cold out here. It’s been cold out here for a long while now, and it doesn’t look to be stopping anytime soon. It’s the opposite of what Phil once thought was bound to happen, but the earth stretches and bends in her own ways, and the clouds that puddle in the sky day in and day out are proof of that.
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Written for @rabbitherder as part of @phandomgiftexchange holiday 2022 exchange. Title inspired by “Work Song” by Hozier.
Hope you enjoy!
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hi! i got you in the phandom holiday gift exchange and i'm excited to make something for you! I got the genres/tropes you selected but i wondered if there was anything else you'd like me to incorporate or take into consideration? 🎄
Hi, thank you! I don't think there's anything super specific I had in mind, I'm not super picky & would love to be surprised by whatever you like to write!
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Straight up I was in the phandom from 2012-2014ish but then lost interest until I saw a screenshot of this tweet and was like ... that’s gotta be fake there’s no way
dan was so ridiculously sappy and poetic in his bday tweet to phil in 2017 and for WHAT…. it haunts me i really think about this all the time
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(from the wings) i’ll be watching
Rating: G
Word count: 5664
Tags: Non-youtuber AU, ballet au, First dates, first meetings, fluff
Summary: Dan is the nutcracker prince. Phil is the assistant lighting director. It’s going to be a long day.
Written for @cityofphanchester for the @phandomgiftexchange Holiday exchange 2021! I hope you enjoy :)
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LessAmazingPhil Videos (as of 9/15/21)
1. Old Photo
2. space maze
3. Moved home!
4. Lick my soap
5. Underwater Lion Roar
6. Viewer Mail!
7. Crash Bandicoot
8. HELL DEMON
9. Amailing Phil
10. Nyan bear! - Phil Mail 3
11. PHIL MAIL 4
12. Kracie - Popin’ Cookin’ Mystery Flavor DIY Sushi
13. Justin Bieber 2012 Calendar! (Phil Mail 5)
14. TOTORO HAT! (Phil mail 6)
15. Mystery Caller!?
16. Terrifying baby woman!
17. SPACE FOOD! (Final Mail!)
18. THE ABDUCTION
19. Z - DAY!
20. Dan tries caviar!
21. SHOCKING AmazingPhil footage!
22. CAT CAF!!
23. How To Make Dan Cringe
24. Crazy static electricity beam (daytime!)
25. Night Of The Drill Goat
26. 1000 YEN ($10) LUCKY DIP VENDING MACHINE! 1000?!?
27. KINETIC SAND
28. PHIL LESTER VS. PRAYING MANTIS
29. The A-Z of Phil (Behind the scenes of the TABINOF Audiobook!)
30. GIANT YouTube GIFT UNBOXING?!! (LIVE)
31. Hatching a MYSTERY EGG! (LIVE)
32. TRYING GUMMY CANDY SUSHI! (LIVE)
33. INAPPROPRIATE BIRTHDAY GIFT (LIVE)
34. WHAT DOES HAPPINESS SMELL LIKE? (LIVE)
35. Wholesome Howell Says Hi
36. My Ideal Present..
37. HOW TO GET AN INSTANT SIX PACK with Phil
38. Light-hearted Lester Says Hi
39. PRANKING DAN WITH CHILLI GUMMY BEARS
40. SO MANY BOXES!!
41. JETLAG
42. PHIL’S BEAUTY TIPS
43. GIANT CENTIPEDE ATTACK
44. I have a problem
45. NOT ANOTHER BUZZFEED QUIZ!
46. I LOST MY VOICE
47. I HAD MY PUPILS DILATED
48. MORNING JUMPSCARE!
49. PRANKING DAN WITH PLANT SPRAY!
50. GOODBYE SUMMER
51. KILLER CLOWN FEAR
52. What Happened In Spain
53. Do I suit this beanie?
54. NEW MANDELA EFFECT?
55. NEVER HAVING A BATH AGAIN!
56. Linguistics with Lester!
57. I BIT OFF MY DENTISTS FINGERS
58. FESTIVE LESTER
59. The New Phil Live Show Episode 1! (I shouldn’t be allowed a green screen)
60. Live Show #2 - Reading your embarrassing parent stories
61. Autumn Candle Haul! (Live Show #3)
62. Playing the Untitled Goose Game! [Live show #4]
63. Mildly spooky live stream
64. Mildly spooky live stream
65. Phil vs. a giant spider - Playing Limbo! *LIVE*
66. Why did nobody tell me that parrots can live to be 70 YEARS OLD?
67. This dog has a tail on its face.
68. Rabbit or unicorn? Scientists can’t tell.
69. Last live show of the DECADE!
70. `What I got for xmas! | Live Show
71. What I got for my birthday! | Live Show
72. I am losing my voice | Live Show
73. Can you rumble your ears? | Live Show
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why do you and others like vaccines so much?
not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies
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Danandphilshop is down because they’re preparing a 2022-themed collection
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Batgirl (2009) #15
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